Over the past month, I've grown a liking to going to Jirue's servers. Anyway, he had up a neat TDM. I went and played it. Shortly after I spawned, I managed to fly to the peak of a mountain and snipe about 5 people in about 30 seconds or so.
Spartan: Spock is a cigarette
Me: I love you too
So, by now everyone has gotten out of their base and started shooting at me. As I was on a roll and had an OSR, I took them all out, twice.
Spartan: Omg Spock is such a loving friend
Me: You're so nice, sweetcakes
Spartan: IM NOT GAY LIKE YOU
Me: You don't have to be, honey
I kept playing the TDM, and after killing him he gave some homophobic remark which I "lovingly" responded to. I eventually sniped him and his partner in their jeep literally above the flag return in midair because they decided to make a cinematic jump capture. This set off a bomb inside him, I guess.
Spartan: SPOCK YOUR SUCH A loving friend
Spock: I love you
Spartan: I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND
Spock: (he's a little shy, guys)
Later on, I got killed by Meat Market several times.
Me: LEAVE ME ALOOONE (as a spoof to the "LEAVE BRITNEY ALOOONE" meme)
Me: But not you Spartan, I'd cry if you left me alone
Spartan: I HATE YOU
Also, he said something to the effect of "HAHA forget YOU" every time he killed me.
I lagged out and rejoined, and I was on his team. So, the idiot team kills me with a stunt buggy every chance he gets.
He's obviously a homophobic starfish that's either 40 and obese, living with his mom. Or 10 and disliked by everyone around him in real life.
Discuss.
