Stop being useless with computers and get Windows.
Why do you like Windows? It's an operating system that has common crashes, MILLIONS OF VIRUSES, and wastes alot of RAM. Why get Linux? It installs hardware without the disk, it uses RAM wisely, it is more stable than Windows Experience, and has 900 bugs in total. That's not a lot considering Windows Experience has over THREE MILLION BUGS. In a Canadian Hacking test, Macintoshes hack easy, Windows Vista had slight resistance, and Linux Ubuntu 7.04 was almost IMPOSSIBLE to hack into. Ever notice in stores that Anti-virus software is only for Windows? That's because Linux viruses are EXTREMELY RARE.
So I suggest YOU stop being useless and get Linux!