Because this is totally in the drama section.
I wonder if thats bannable
Probably. If it was a story, it wouldn't be though. Since this guy is looking for help, his post would fall under the category of not caring. He didn't provide any help, suggesting that he didn't care. He blatantly sounded like, he didn't care. He acted as though he, didn't care.
Someone was banned for posting no one cares in an off topic. It was the guitar hero Metallica one or something like that.