Stop saying friend, it's just a really handicapped word and you sound like an idiot when you say it. Say starfish, forgettard, stuffhead, anything but friend, for the love of jesus. Now you friends listen to me, say friend in the topic and I'll do absolutely nothing /rant.
hypocrite? :o
"Fish and chips, mate?""Why, no, brother, lets smoke some friends!"
Either you're a troll, or you're a stupid cunt for thinking that asking people to stop on the internet will work.