Worst flight experience

[JimJam]

50 feet is nothing if your thousands of feet in the air.

If it was right after takeoff, wind shear pushing you down fifty feet could be pretty major.

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[Mikiyikiy]

We were all on this double decker plane, except all these snakes came out of nowhere, and ate practically half of the people. So we took the luggage and built a wall in the back, and then some black guy yelled "I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE GOD DAMN SNAKES ON THIS GOD DAMN PLANE" and shot this window open which sucked all the snakes out of the plane. :D

So yeah.

[Travis [bob36455]]

We were all on this double decker plane, except all these snakes came out of nowhere, and ate practically half of the people. So we took the luggage and built a wall in the back, and then some black guy yelled "I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE GOD DAMN SNAKES ON THIS GOD DAMN PLANE" and shot this window open which sucked all the snakes out of the plane. :D

So yeah.

>.> Why did you have to bring the movie snakes on a plane here.
My plane was shot and we started to roll and then the person in front of me yelled "SHOOP DA WOOP!!!!" and shot lazors and killed everyone.


Then I woke up

[Inv3rted]

I stopped flying Air India when I visited India every summer for a reason.

[Nightmare-Duckie]

we were going on vacation but we missed our plane so we went on waiting list for 50 different planes and sat in an airport for three days

[Nepthan]

Oh dont even get me started on american airlines.

[Emily]

Oh dont even get me started on american airlines.

british airways can go die too, never giving my money to those eurocigarettes again, their airline sucks.
id rather not give my money to arabs either but the best airline ive been on was Emirates, its overall quite fancy and comfortable.

[RMS Gigantic]

Trans World Airlines flight 800, China airlines flight 611, American Airlines flight 11, Japan Airlines flight 123, Gol Transportes Aéreos flight 1907, Bashkirian Airlines flight 2937, KLM flight 4805, and Pan Am flight 1736. Look those up.

[Valen]

If only Billy Mays could tell us... :'(

D:

[Inv3rted]

british airways can go die too, never giving my money to those eurocigarettes again, their airline sucks.
id rather not give my money to arabs either but the best airline ive been on was Emirates, its overall quite fancy and comfortable.

What's wrong with Arabs? :\

Also, Emirates is a good airline, yes.

[black knight]

we were landing in Fort Lauderdale, and probably only a few yards away from the ground when unexpectedly the pilot shot us up in the air again incredibly fast -.- for the reason being that we were in a huge storm or something. so we had to fly around in circles for two hours then land in Tampa which is far away from my home. but the flirty flight attendant guy made sure i was perfectly fine
that was the worst in-flight experience ive had thank god.
and the pilot made kitty noises to entertain us.

Bet Bisjac would love to hear that if he hasnt alrady.

[FlyGuy45]

Aer Lingus=Needs for leg room.

[starfoxXP]

when i was on a plane with a handicap at sunset he yelled the sky is on fire!!! at night i was a sleep on the plane and he yelled we are in space!!! he stayed up all night drinking coffee when we finally landed he said we crashed

[FlyGuy45]

I would have cried if I heard my pilot was making cat noises.

[Zephyrs]

I was 4, it was my first time flying. A lot of turbulence, I had no idea what the forget was going on.