Author Topic: My loving "friend"  (Read 21900 times)

how did she become your friend in the first place?
true how did he become friends with her

By far, you have the best idea on the planet.
Then she will not be able to come over anymore because her parents will think he's being mean to her. He'll still win.
Damn you. Never saw it that way.

I have lost.

how did she become your friend in the first place?
well me, her, and her bro used to play together, while we were 1-3 yrs old, and her brother, which is really one of my best friends, started coming over, and then she was all like 'ey i wann' com' ove'!



also, she hasnt come over once because "i hit her too much"

well me, her, and her bro used to play together, while we were 1-3 yrs old, and her brother, which is really one of my best friends, started coming over, and then she was all like 'ey i wann' com' ove'!



also, she hasnt come over once because "i hit her too much"
Woah, we said you could forget her, not go as far as to slap her. :cookieMonster:

Woah, we said you could forget her, not go as far as to slap her. :cookieMonster:
more like punch her because she tried to steal about 1/2 of my games and lost them at her house

more like punch her because she tried to steal about 1/2 of my games and lost them at her house

Stealing am wrong :c

If she tried to steal something or stole something, tell your parents.

more like punch her because she tried to steal about 1/2 of my games and lost them at her house
Woah, we said you could forget her, not go as far as to punch her. :cookieMonster:
You're a bad man.

Alright, when she's not looking copy and paste this into notepad and save it as Pokemon Game.bat and as a .bat file and tell her to play it.

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@echo off
shutdown -c "WARNING: Your computer has been infected with a virus! ERROR IN HANDLE: 13N23I65C39K10"

Then she will not be able to come over anymore because her parents will think he's being mean to her. He'll still win.

Essentially if he seems very busy they'll stop her from going over and bothering him. Everything else simply needs to be locked down, with simple reasons like "I lost it somewhere around here" or "It's broken so I sent it in for repairs". Don't even mention the lockbox and hide it somewhere. The computer stays locked under password until you can finish "cleaning it of dangerous viruses".

She'll clue in eventually of course but the parents will remain oblivious, if she tries to stop you from reading tell your parents you can't read and catch up on studies because she's bothering you. Nail in the coffin right there, education goes well beyond everything else in importance, always. This is a last resort though since then you'll have to read periodically when she's not around as well to complete the "faking" process. Of course you may also simply read not fake it and take it seriously as well, recommended as per usual.

This is what I did with my annoying cousins I had coming over a long time ago. I simulated the most boring house visit experience ever, nothing was happening at all. They didn't want to come over anymore after a few visits.
« Last Edit: July 15, 2009, 03:25:45 PM by Muffinmix »

Alright, when she's not looking copy and paste this into notepad and save it as Pokemon Game.bat and as a .bat file and tell her to play it.

Code: [Select]
@echo off
shutdown -c "WARNING: Your computer has been infected with a virus! ERROR IN HANDLE: 13N23I65C39K10"
Cool. :D

You're a bad man.
but this was like a year ago, and my mom's like well that was a long time ago, she wont steal anything, plus, gen nick, I dont want it to say it has a virus because I still wanna go on it, plus she'll tell my mom, and she'll tell her that its fake

oh thank god, my speakers are dying out

Alright, when she's not looking copy and paste this into notepad and save it as Pokemon Game.bat and as a .bat file and tell her to play it.

Code: [Select]
@echo off
shutdown -c "WARNING: Your computer has been infected with a virus! ERROR IN HANDLE: 13N23I65C39K10"
Update: This just logs you off lol.

If you want it to actually make you shutdown and 15 seconds before shutdown use this:

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@echo off
shutdown -t 15 -s -c "WARNING: Your computer has been infected with a virus! ERROR IN HANDLE: 13N23I65C39K10"

well i cant even get on the pc, shes on it

fakeedit: forget my mom made me fix the speakers

well i cant even get on the pc, shes on it

fakeedit: forget my mom made me fix the speakers

Tell her to go get you something and then be a ninja about it.

So, she's been at your house for 12 hours?
I'm calling bullstuff on this one.