Author Topic: My loving "friend" (Read 22508 times)

Xia The Ninja · July 17, 2009, 11:50:33 PM

Quote from: XaMMaX211 on July 17, 2009, 02:58:15 AM

forget
MY
LIIIIIIIFE

her and my 2 other most hated people in the world are going, forget

Your mom sucks. :c

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Block Builder · July 18, 2009, 12:53:13 AM

Quote from: Block Builder on July 17, 2009, 03:53:43 AM

While she is sleeping, slip your hand gently under her shirt. If she has a bra, use your other hand to lift it up. Now you can do what ever you want, but you have to do it slowly and softly or they wake up.

pocketrocket300 · July 18, 2009, 12:59:56 AM

O.o? rapist?

Block Builder · July 18, 2009, 01:04:46 AM

Quote from: pocketrocket300 on July 18, 2009, 12:59:56 AM

O.o? rapist?

Not if it's just his hand.

Khorde · July 18, 2009, 01:08:53 AM

Feed her canned toast.

And chain her to the tree out back.

Get your father's shotgun.

You know what to do, son.

XaMMaX211 · July 18, 2009, 01:17:25 AM

ugh, well she tried to steal my pokemon platnum, she was playin it, I was like watcha playin she was like NOTHING, IM PLAYING NOTHING really loud, so I looked,

Trainer: Jake

blah blah blah

ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO SAVE OVER THIS FILE?????

I was like forget no, gimme that, and stop stealing my loving games, and took it

DrMobius · July 18, 2009, 01:19:10 AM

Get a new friend

Menen · July 18, 2009, 03:02:58 AM

I see... Hide all your stuff or...

Quote from: Lord Pie on July 18, 2009, 01:19:10 AM

Get a new friend

Feep · July 18, 2009, 04:12:49 AM

Just fight with her. You may get in trouble, but its better than her.

Block Builder · July 18, 2009, 04:16:34 AM

Rape her

lordician · July 18, 2009, 04:22:49 AM

Quote from: Block Builder on July 18, 2009, 01:04:46 AM

Not if it's just his hand.

Quote from: Block Builder on July 18, 2009, 04:16:34 AM

Rape her

O_o....... First you nearly suggest rape...Now you do suggest rape.. :O
Anyway, i suggest you talk with your mom about it.
She probably can help you with it.
And as she is inviting her over, maybe she won't do that anymore.
I mean, seriously, Parents are not that bad. ;)

Block Builder · July 18, 2009, 04:26:18 AM

Talk to your mom after the rape.

lordician · July 18, 2009, 04:51:58 AM

Quote from: Block Builder on July 18, 2009, 04:26:18 AM

Talk to your mom after the rape.

D:
Or wait no...You allready raped her too, now stop derailing please. ^_^

Bind · July 18, 2009, 04:57:40 AM

Dude, how old are you, if she is below 10 make your mom make her leave, if she is above 13 try to persuade her w/ a mix of flirting and liez. Anywhere in between...If you chop it to pieces...then never find her right?

jirue · July 18, 2009, 05:12:42 AM

Take advantage of the moment because you aren't getting anything better.

Just do what Block Builder tells you to do.