Author Topic: Our Local Mailman (Read 2596 times)

Soviet · July 16, 2009, 03:46:17 PM

Well someone seems to have an "I know everything" attitude. It may be poorly written, but definitely not fake. They weren't necessarily hiding behind the bush, there was a shady area and they were lying down. The man was not hitting them with the broom, read the story more carefully. He was waving it around in the air. Oh, and I think Turkeys, not Turkies, Can distinguish a threat from a hunter, and the normality of a Mailman. They're not chickens, and run 100% of the time. They are Turkeys. Animals can sense these things.

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Soviet · July 16, 2009, 06:31:04 PM

Oh and one more thing, Robo Noob. The mailman had an object in his hand and was potentially threatening them, and since it was most likely a male and female. The male Turkey follow and chased the mailman, knowing he would possibly impress and protect the Female. Learn a thing or two about animals before making false accusations.

Robo Noob · July 16, 2009, 07:16:36 PM

Quote from: Soviet on July 16, 2009, 03:46:17 PM

Well someone seems to have an "I know everything" attitude. It may be poorly written, but definitely not fake. They weren't necessarily hiding behind the bush, there was a shady area and they were lying down. The man was not hitting them with the broom, read the story more carefully. He was waving it around in the air. Oh, and I think Turkeys, not Turkies, Can distinguish a threat from a hunter, and the normality of a Mailman. They're not chickens, and run 100% of the time. They are Turkeys. Animals can sense these things.

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1. because I point out the fact you're a liar, I have an attitude?

2. No I didn't say they run from humans with guns, I said they run from humans. I don't know if they have an odd special interest for mailmen or something, but if it's walking slowly towards you, chances are it's rabid, in which case you call the cops, not wave a broom in the air.

3. No, animals most certainly cannot sense your career or for what reason you're drawing close to it. Turkies are not psychics.

Soviet · July 16, 2009, 07:19:44 PM

Quote from: Robo Noob on July 16, 2009, 07:16:36 PM

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1. because I point out the fact you're a liar, I have an attitude?

2. No I didn't say they run from humans with guns, I said they run from humans. I don't know if they have an odd special interest for mailmen or something, but if it's walking slowly towards you, chances are it's rabid, in which case you call the cops, not wave a broom in the air.

3. No, animals most certainly cannot sense your career or for what reason you're drawing close to it. Turkies are not psychics.

The reason I brought up the idea of a hunter, is because you said you went hunting of some sort. And no, you see. You're so damn stubborn that you didn't understand what I meant. They can sense the danger of a Hunter, and the potential harmlessness of a Mailman, it has nothing to do with sensing careers, that is just plain out idiotic to even think that.

Oh, and I cannot truthfully say that I am not a liar, because everyone lies once in a while. But what would give you the idea, that I would sit here and think something like this up?

Robo Noob · July 16, 2009, 07:21:59 PM

Quote from: Soviet on July 16, 2009, 06:31:04 PM

Oh and one more thing, Robo Noob. The mailman had an object in his hand and was potentially threatening them, and since it was most likely a male and female. The male Turkey follow and chased the mailman, knowing he would possibly impress and protect the Female. Learn a thing or two about animals before making false accusations.

I concur. You obviously know nothing about turkies. I'm sorry bro but male turkies don't beat up mailmen to impress their girlfriends. They strut, if you happen to know what that is. How about you learn something about the topc before you post bullstuff stories about random stuff.

Soviet · July 16, 2009, 07:25:55 PM

Quote from: Robo Noob on July 16, 2009, 07:21:59 PM

I concur. You obviously know nothing about turkies. I'm sorry bro but male turkies don't beat up mailmen to impress their girlfriends. They strut, if you happen to know what that is. How about you learn something about the topc before you post bullstuff stories about random stuff.

You exaggerate it so much! You make it sound like complete bullstuff, kids and their immaginations. The Turkeys, I mean Turkey, did not "Beat up" the mailman. Anyways, did you completely dis-regard the fact that I said "The Male turkey was probably protecting the potential female". He was not necessarily trying to impress her.