Author Topic: 2012 Zombie Apocalypse? (Read 8493 times)

CrazyAwesomeDarkness · July 19, 2009, 06:43:10 AM

How To Survive A Zombie Invasion:

1. Get Guns and lots of ammo (if you dont, theres a bigger chance of being killed) Melee weapons save alot of ammo (baseball bats, sledge hammers, pipes, swords etc.)

2. Find a Hide Out (you cant always be outside)

3. Find Survivors (Friends, Strangers etc. This helps you survive a bit longer.)

4. Get Loads of food (you will be hungry and you will need a lot of food.)

5. Find Helicopters or tanks (they will help you get away from the area your in) Or call a flying helicopter you see.

6. Find a Nuke and get out of the city / country / mountains quick.

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Packer · July 19, 2009, 08:04:43 AM

2012 Zombie Apocalypse?
I sure as hell hope so, I don't care if I become a zombie or not, I just want to rip heads off for as long as possible.

Paw · July 19, 2009, 08:09:42 AM

Cant people shut up with all this?
Im taking this serious.
Last time it was because of a black hole and some girl took some poison to drink it and got aten up from the inside.
We didnt die.

And i know you wouldnt think it would be cool.

Bites · July 19, 2009, 08:26:31 AM

The end of the world theories are just an attempt to control the world population.

Placid · July 19, 2009, 08:52:00 AM

Quote from: A.R.C. on July 19, 2009, 02:22:51 AM

I'll be ok.
-snip-

Quote from: qevil on July 19, 2009, 02:21:04 AM

because ~~facebook~~ Max Brooks is always right

Chrono · July 19, 2009, 10:43:06 AM

Quote from: Paw on July 19, 2009, 08:09:42 AM

Cant people shut up with all this?
Im taking this serious.
Last time it was because of a black hole and some girl took some poison to drink it and got aten up from the inside.
We didnt die.

And i know you wouldnt think it would be cool.

Whether or not something does happen in 2012, we should take it lightly, and even believe it's false no matter how correct it's proven to be. That way we haven't committed 20 cases of murder and 50 on theft just to find out that the world doesn't end.

Korabar · July 19, 2009, 10:52:42 AM

L4D in 2012. hhmmm...

Not going to happen but would be cool.

I'd just take a chair and smash their heads. =P

Resonance_Cascade · July 19, 2009, 10:56:21 AM

Quote from: Annoying Orangeetfan on July 19, 2009, 10:52:42 AM

L4D in 2012. hhmmm...

Not going to happen but would be cool.

I'd just take a chair and smash their heads. =P

sorry but you're stuck with a pistol, pump shotgun, submachine gun, assault rifle, auto shotgun or hunting rifle

alternatively you may use a gas, oxygen or propane tank to ignite your enemies

D3ATH · July 19, 2009, 10:59:47 AM

Let's stock up on crowbars. :D

Zephyrs · July 19, 2009, 11:07:30 AM

Quote from: jirue on July 19, 2009, 02:21:35 AM

It would only be cool if I got to be the hunter

I could never be the hunter. I'd get nauseous when I jump at the survivors. I'm not great with heights.

cazyforlegos · July 19, 2009, 01:52:31 PM

well, if so ill pick you guys up at mercy hospital.

Jacob/Lee · July 19, 2009, 02:10:05 PM

Quote from: D3ATH on July 19, 2009, 10:59:47 AM

Let's stock up on crowbars. :D

I kill you
With
1000
CROWBARS!

Flying Ace · July 19, 2009, 02:25:28 PM

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Congratulations! You made it! You climbed on top of others at times, helped out the ones you thought you could save, but regardless of your level of altruism, you've survived the zombie apocalypse. Your knowledge of weaponry, quick thinking, smart planning, and cold efficiency have saved your life. Go on and boogie--you deserve it.

Yay :D

give me a shovel and a shotgun any day..

Wait maybe a chain saw, or two..

Menen · July 19, 2009, 02:30:55 PM

Zombies dont exist

michea89 · July 19, 2009, 02:37:45 PM

man i wonder who invented zombies for the movies?