Oh my god, they will never let this go until they time travel to the exact day and location where the certificate was signed and folded into its envelope. Actually they wouldn't let it go then either. It is 100% legit, it has been looked over carefully and it has been confirmed as 100% legit. Republicans will keep bullstuffting about it though and you'd all best ignore them. All the other tin-foil hat wearing doofuses will keep making up conspiracy theories and everyone with half an ounce of IQ will ignore them too.
The only reason this stuff is making any noise is because the Media doesn't have enough car crashes and dead baby reports coming in to fill their Bad News quota and they start scrounging for minor political slap fights to fill the space.
I don't think I could've said that any better myself. Go you.
Why the freaking hell won't people let this go? Obama is president, and he's gonna be there for another about 3 1/2 years (unless he gets impeached, of course, but I don't think that'll happen). You don't like it? Tough stuff.
