In other words, oxymorons?
Things like: open secret larger half clearly confused
act naturally alone together Hell's Angels
found missing liquid gas civil engineer
deafening silence seriously funny living dead
Microsoft Works military intelligence jumbo shrimp
Advanced BASIC tragic comedy unbiased opinion
virtual reality definite maybe original copies
pretty ugly same difference plastic glasses
almost exactly constant variable even odds
minor crCIA extinct life genuine imitation
exact estimate only choice freezer burn
free love working holiday rolling stop
Nice copypasta, yes?