Zombie Survival list

[BadMushrooms]

time machine and a portal gun.

go back intime before zombie invasion, use the portal gun to gain access to science lab/wherever

destroy zombie specimen

[Ad Bot]

[NickTheSushi]

A bunker so we can survive the government's contingency plan (Nukes)

Sue you better also include a bunch of other girls or your vagina is going to be so wide you can pass a semi through it when we try to repopulate.

On a more serious note, there needs to be a rule for seriousness. None of this "I have grenades cause my gramps was in the warr!!!11!" or "pronzz" bullstuff.

[Narkro555]

Jarate

[Blockoman]

6. Friend's dad's double barreled shotgun Would he really give it to you?
7. Food -What kind?
9. Mah Bitch :D - Great, more bait for zombies. Would you have the heart to blow her brains out if she became infected?
10: Condoms - Because everyone needs these in a loving zombie apocalypse.

[snot2]

ive survived about 3 zombie apocalypses in my life

the first was the zombie attack on willamette where i was stuck in a shopping mall filled with zombies and psychos, i lost some of my hearing due to a walkie talkie i had with me

the second was at an abandoned carnival, this time i wasnt alone as i had 3 others with me and one of them won a garden gnome at a shooting range

the 3rd was an attack on my own house, i had no weapons to defend myself with except genetically mutated plants and some crazy person who wanted to sell me things

[wazbat]

hmm
id take
My "you can survive tin" with all antiseptic things and all that
A first aid kit
A car
keys to car
money
money
more money
crowbar
uzi
shotgun
metal hammer
brick
chain
chocolate
sweets
bread
toaster
little caravan stove
portable tv
wii
laptop
vodafone dongle to browse blockland forums
my cricket bat
a camera
video camera
batteries
my electrical tool box with a soldering iron
batteries
a mini tool box
and a socket set
and im only 13!
oh and not forgetting canned food, can opener swis army knife
and....... mp3 player
sleeping bag, umm tent, barbed wire and nails

[PossesedAngel]

ive survived about 3 zombie apocalypses in my life

the first was the zombie attack on willamette where i was stuck in a shopping mall filled with zombies and psychos, i lost some of my hearing due to a walkie talkie i had with me

the second was at an abandoned carnival, this time i wasnt alone as i had 3 others with me and one of them won a garden gnome at a shooting range

the 3rd was an attack on my own house, i had no weapons to defend myself with except genetically mutated plants and some crazy person who wanted to sell me things

1.Dead rising
2.Left 4 dead 2
3.Zombies vs plants.
DId you know that there was a joke about zombies vs plants in killing floor?

[paulcall]

1. A Calender
2. A Cake
3. A Computer
4. A Calf
5. A Carbine
6. A ????

[PossesedAngel]

1. A Calender
2. A Cake
3. A Computer
4. A Calf
5. A Carbine
6. A ????

ROLLERSKATES

[sorrel]

LOLLERSKATES

hue

[DarkShadow6]

1. A Calender
2. A Cake
3. A Computer
4. A Calf
5. A Carbine
6. A ???? C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

[Gimmedagun]

My survival is more like a plan here it is: first id get some knifes  from my kitchen and my bat then id go to my room and close and lock the door (i have keys) than i would block it with my dresser after that i would listen to the radio sttions on my walkman if the battery dided id just watch tv for a while my windows are really high up so a grown man can get into my windows so no worries about zombies climbin in. after my door got weak i'd get a pair of sissors and a knife and put them in my backpack id break the window with one of my heavy toys id get out and run to the richards sporting goods and get a gun most likely a pistol with some clips so good bye sissors hello pistol than i'd get some pliers to hotwire a car than i'd go to the nearest quiktrip and get gas and some snacks hopefully get survivors too get the heck out of town and get to my aunt stellas house wich is about 3 hours away from me so i'd go down stairs and pile heavy crap near the entrance for no insanity i have a air hockey table and a tv a ps2 with a buttload of games and a pool table so i'd stay there for hopefully until its over if the barricades break ill go to the nearest dock and get away on a boat and stay in the middle of the sea for intul its over. there i've survived with maybe the most realistic plan ever

[Gimmedagun]

hmm
id take
My "you can survive tin" with all antiseptic things and all that
A first aid kit
A car
keys to car
money
money
more money
crowbar
uzi
shotgun
metal hammer
brick
chain
chocolate
sweets
bread
toaster
little caravan stove
portable tv
wii
laptop
vodafone dongle to browse blockland forums
my cricket bat
a camera
video camera
batteries
my electrical tool box with a soldering iron
batteries
a mini tool box
and a socket set
and im only 13!
oh and not forgetting canned food, can opener swis army knife
and....... mp3 player
sleeping bag, umm tent, barbed wire and nails

Where the CRAP would you get those?!?!?

[skelolego229]

My survival is more like a plan here it is: first id get some knifes from my kitchen then id go to my room and close and lock the door (i have keys) than i would block it with my dresser after that i would listen to the radio sttions on my walkman if the battery dided id just watch tv for a while my windows are really high up so a grown man can get into my windows so no worries about zombies climbin in. after my door got weak i'd get a pair of sissors and a knife and put them in my backpack id break the window with one of my heavy toys id get out and run to the richards sporting goods and get a gun most likely a pistol with some clips so good bye sissors hello pistol than i'd get some pliers to hotwire a car than i'd go to the nearest quiktrip and get gas and some snacks hopefully get survivors too get the heck out of town and get to my aunt stellas house wich is about 3 hours away from me so i'd go down stairs and pile heavy crap near the entrance for no insanity i have a air hockey table and a tv a ps2 with a buttload of games and a pool table so i'd stay there for hopefully until its over if the barricades break ill go to the nearest dock and get away on a boat and stay in the middle of the sea for intul its over. there i've survived with maybe the most realistic plan ever

theres like 100 ways zombies can wreck this plan, right after they wreck you

[Gimmedagun]

All ill need for a Zombie Invasion is a Rubber Band, a Slinky and Pocky 

you chuck norris or something mr.mcgyver XD