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All I need to be is to be Jim from 28 days later, he survived a full shotgun blast! (that and Jim had some good friends, XD)

All I need to be is to be Jim from 28 days later, he survived a full shotgun blast! (that and Jim had some good friends, XD)

Seriously...

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ok i would follow all the rules in zombieland. and here are some of the things i would have...

a hummer, mini gun, ak47, alot of ammo, m1a1 carbine, rpg, TWINKYS!!!!!!!!!!, hot dogs, a portible micro wave oven
MORE TWINKYS, and mp42,mg 32, the governer of californa! oh and an auto shotgun with over 100 clips
Please run full speed into the nearest wall.
And even if you were to find those, how the hell will you fit all that god damn ammo with you, also the the portable microwave is bullstuff too, you surviving a apocalypse is very, very thin.

1. Mp5
2. Ammo
3. Lots Of Churros
4. Body Armor
5.Mp3 player with Charger (Not L4D Style)
6. 5,000 bottles of Root Beer
7. Robotic Guards.
8. BaceBall Bat.
9. 200 Gas Cans
10. Hummer.
Done.

 Riots survival list:
1) My hands.
 Done.

Riots survival list:
1) My hands.
 Done.
Riot is Duke Nukem?

1. Mp5
2. Ammo
3. Lots Of Churros
4. Body Armor
5.Mp3 player with Charger (Not L4D Style)
6. 5,000 bottles of Root Beer
7. Robotic Guards.
8. BaceBall Bat.
9. 200 Gas Cans
10. Hummer.
Done.
I don't know which made me laugh the most out of these:
1. He spelled baseball BaceBall.
2. He would bring a loving Hummer.
3. He would bring churros and root beer.
This is funny; I wanna watch him die in a zombie invasion.

Step one: go up the stairs

Step two: destroy the stairs

Step three: launch nuke while zombies helplessly try to stop you.

Dont have a nuke? You're screwed.

I don't know which made me laugh the most out of these:
1. He spelled baseball BaceBall.
2. He would bring a loving Hummer.
3. He would bring churros and root beer.
This is funny; I wanna watch him die in a zombie invasion.
Meow.
Edit: MJ Time
« Last Edit: March 08, 2010, 07:51:59 PM by Jump stab »

1. Mp5 MP5 has a fast high rate of fire and doesn't have the greatest stopping power and where will you get that?
2. Ammo How much?
3. Lots Of Churros Have fun running out of them quickly, and they are very unhealthy
4. Body Armor Haha where will you get that?
5.Mp3 player with Charger (Not L4D Style) What the hell is this for?
6. 5,000 bottles of Root Beer You can't have that many
7. Robotic Guards. HAHA civilians don't even have robots, even the military
8. BaceBall Bat. Spell baseball right, its what damn spell check is for, and the bat is ok
9. 200 Gas Cans Where the hell will you fit all that?
10. Hummer. Don't even get me started
Done.

New List:
•Titanium Golf Club (Packs a good punch and has a great reach, also the fact that it is light)
•Packs of dried mangoes
•Beef Jerky
•Glock
•My Face mask from airsoft
•16 Clips of Glock Ammo
•Cricket Bat
•My mother's vibe
•Some extra 4 gallon gas cans, like 5 or 6 in the back.




Jesus christ, it's called a magazine.

Btw, assuming that, the zombies are flike zombies in 28 days later, which in my opinion, are the most realistic zombies by far, a gun chambered in 9mm will do just fine, as long as you aim for the head.
« Last Edit: March 08, 2010, 08:03:03 PM by chaseyqurt »

Chasey's right, you don't need hummers, full auto guns, or a shatload of supplies. Its best to keep light with one or two guns, a 9mm and a .22 would be best since 1/4 houses would probably have one. And something like ready to eat meals which you could find at any military expo shop for cheap and in bulk. Then most likely a melee weapon such as a spiked bat or pole with a nice blade. From there get a backpack for hiking and some average gear such as purifiers, medicen for fevers and colds. With all this you just stay to outskirts with low population and high altitude so winter its frozen and summer everyones out and hidden.