Zombie Survival list

[skelolego229]

no im not having a flame war plus your an idiot  your survival chances would be about 1%/100%
mine is about 98%/100%

All you have is a bat, I have tubing, propane tanks and matches.
Most people also have multiple gas grills in my niegborhood.

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[JamestheLeet]

hmm okay but im a hard hitter one time i was playing  a friend in baseball *not the one with helmet* and he threw the baseball and i hit it so hard my metal bat had a big dent in it but my metal bat is long gone

I have a hard time believing this.

[Night Fox]

hmm okay but im a hard hitter one time i was playing  a friend in baseball *not the one with helmet* and he threw the baseball and i hit it so hard my metal bat had a big dent in it but my metal bat is long gone

Montrez-nous des preuves.

[TheLegomaster]

That would be useful in desperate moments, but it needs to be sharp.

It's sharp as forget. I nearly cut my finger off to make this picture. :/

[IkeTheGeneric]

It's sharp as forget. I nearly cut my finger off to make this picture. :/

You're set, then.

Just get some sword training so you don't cut yourself

[Gimmedagun]

how? its not like im gonna post me hitting the ball after inventing a time machine plus i said my metal bat was gone idiot

[Strovbe]

Montrez-nous des preuves.

I hope you get infected.

[Gimmedagun]

thats actually "show us the evidence" in french i used translator

[Narkro555]

Crowbar

[TheLegomaster]

You're set, then.

Just get some sword training so you don't cut yourself :COKIEMOUNSTAR:

Awesome, whar2get sword training? :D

[Strovbe]

Crowbar

Not long enough, if you're going to use a crowbar in a huge zombie attack, they'll bite you, and you'll become infected.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Awesome, whar2get sword training? :D

Look in the phonebook, or in the newspaper daily.

Crowbar

Too heavy and too short. Using it as a distraction would be best, since it's metal.

[TheLegomaster]

Look in the phonebook, or in the newspaper daily.

I is reading newspaper now.

[IkeTheGeneric]

I is reading newspaper now.

Phonebook would be better

[Narkro555]

Too heavy and too short. Using it as a distraction would be best, since it's metal.

Crowbars are pretty long, plus its power when you swing makes up for how heavy it is. Aim for the head with the sharper end.

Also, Jarate