Poll

Do you want sex?

yes
86 (53.8%)
threesome
44 (27.5%)
no
30 (18.8%)

Total Members Voted: 47

Author Topic: love.  (Read 30027 times)

that means i can get people fit

Unless you finish after 5 seconds and they sit there going "well what about me you cunt"

that means i can get people fit
Go outside with a big cardboard sign saying:
"FUN WOKROUT! ONLY $25!!!"
then you'd get laid :P


Fat girls are like scooters. Fun to ride, but you don't wanna be seen riding one.
win

Then i'm not leaving either so Nya nya
But you said furry seckz


OMG A POLE I NEVAR NOTICED

Just masturbate.
He said he was bored of that



I know, I'm puzzled as well.

Unless you finish after 5 seconds and they sit there going "well what about me you cunt"

People can go for a long time. If you finish under 5 seconds, (I was going to pst guiness book of world records, instead google made this come up. http://www.gbwr.co.uk/ )

Just masturbate.
Before you do this, draw a girl's face/vagina on your hand like if it was side-hand puppet things.

OMG A POLE I NEVAR NOTICED
Threesome as in a devils threesome or 2 guys and a girl, or 3 guys, or 3 girls and you watching

love is a race. The first one done, wins.

lol you go do a fast jerk off in the bathroom, that can hold you off another 20min.
...unless your super pathetic

Before you do this, draw a girl's face/vagina on your hand like if it was side-hand puppet things.
Haha, Do you just make all this stuff up on the fly or do you actually have these waiting in your head until you can finally say them?

If I say that I had love first, do I become awsum?