Near-Death Expierences

[Siba]

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at first i was like wah? paper wasp? and then i searched it on youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHaKqTfZ8cQ

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back in our old  house our garage was missed up and wouldnt always shut if you pressed the button, it would start to, then just go back up (no it wasnt those kind that didnt go if something was in the way) and so when we were driving we hade to make sure it closed all the way.  and one day, my dad was going to work and my mom wanted me to tell me dad somethng, so i got in front of his car while he was drivin, thinking he would stop once he saw me, and he hit me with his car, luckly i rolled over to the ditch, insted of his car rolling over me. ll i had was a giant scratch on my knee from falling on my butt and rolling (notice, the rolling just kinda hapeed, i dint actualy do it myself, the velocity of the car and the speed of the car caused me to roll)

[Snaffle J. Bean]

at first i was like wah? paper wasp? and then i searched it on youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHaKqTfZ8cQ

I'm not sure if it was a paper wasp or not. But it was a little brown bastard wasp.

I'm still terrified of them to this day.

[Zenith]

1. poisonous snake almost bit me but my uncle nearly tackled me to get me away from it.

2. this idiot ran a redlight and nearly hit us.

3.i was bit by a scorpion.

i live a wild life 

EDIT: number one happened when i was 6

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my house almost caught fire. fire happened at the place m mom was working at. which was funny, everyone except the security guard was all casualy talking while like a bat out of hell the security guard went running.

[Comatose]

When I was with my dad driving to school a truck came in front us us really fast and we hit the side, the good part is, I wasn't infront of the truck.
Don't jump in the deep end if can't swim.

At least I can swim now.

[TheLegomaster]

My mom saved me from the evil quarter that nearly choked me :D
Also:
She saved one of our kittens when it was born, it came halfway, and the mother stopped pushing D:
So she pulled him out.

[Comatose]

Oh and also, this may not be a near death expierences, but a few weeks ago, my Scout pack was selling snow cones and one of the adults stuck his hand in the hopper, almost cut three of his fingers off. Stupidist loving thing that a person has ever done.

[Niliscro]

There was this one time, and stuff happened, and I almost died.

[TheLegomaster]

There was this one time, and stuff happened, and I almost died.

No stuff, dude.

[Block Builder]

I was in the jungle and it was wet and dirty and the congs were closing in. I took out my M16 and shot at them a bit, but almost stepped on this punji pit and I tripped and dropped my M16 in the mud. It jammed so I took my knife out and climbed into a tree. Congs swarmed the ground below me tryin' to find where I was. I jumped down and slashed one of their necks an' grabbed his AK. Dem congs dropped left and right as I fired a bullet in all o' their yellow heads. A few tried to run away but I took them out with a grenade. I had no idea where I was in that damned 'Nam, so I too out my compass and started walkin' south. A met up with a few boys from a company I worked with near the beginnin' of the war, and they got me a heli back to my camp. Those boys didn't think I ever was gonna get outta there, but I proved them wrong.

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My mom saved me from the evil quarter that nearly choked me :D
Also:
She saved one of our kittens when it was born, it came halfway, and the mother stopped pushing D:
So she pulled him out.

that cat story disturbs me SO much.

[zookuw]

Your head is transparent also. :o

dudeeeee it's dis stuff i found on the street

[zookuw]

I got stung by a ton of paper wasps when I was three.

Me and my brother went to a junkyard with my father. While they were staring at something, I was just standing there, no worries. Then I notice a paper wasp nest right at eye level, under a table. One wasp comes out, and starts flying near me. Then a few more come out. I start saying "Daaaad... Daaaaaad...", he just replies with "Hold on a second, Alex.". I flinched out of fear and all the wasps attack my face. Then, basically the whole loving nest full of them comes out and joins in. I blacked out for a while, and I woke up to being carried by my father while he was running to the car.

Most terrifying four minutes of my life.

oh crap that would suck but whats a paper wasp O.o

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i went to mexico.