New forum game. What do I do?

[Frogg]

Example:

I screwed my sister, what do I do?

Other guy:

You tell your mother.

I cracked my skull, what do I do?

Other person: You fix it.

And so on...

I slipped on a banana and hurt my ass, what do I do?

[Ad Bot]

[Tingalz]

Eat the banana

[BobSevenSevens]

(@frogg)
Suck it up.

I ate too much food, what do I do?

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CRAP!

[Frogg]

(@frogg)
Suck it up.

I ate too much food, what do I do?

Get your stomach pumped.

I fart too much, what should I do?

[Rughugger]

Become bulimic.

What if someone doesn't "inb4 what if I the thole bottle"?

[Tingalz]

THen you a whole bottle

What if I ____?

[BobSevenSevens]

Then I fill it in.

What if I became a forum admin?

[Rughugger]

Then god help us all....

What if I saw a woodchuck that could chuck wood?

[Tingalz]

Then you should get out.

What If you talked to a pole?

[BobSevenSevens]

I would talk to a pole with a stripper on it.

What if the master server went down?

[Tingalz]

I'd say NO YOU DONT and magically bring it back up.

What if Roblox hacked the master server?

[BobSevenSevens]

I'd hack their master server, then trade master servers :3

What would you do if Trader released JVS elevators?

[Klayboxx]

He would have released JVS elevators.

What would you do if all you had to eat was Gerbers baby food for a month?

[Shadow Ninja]

suck it up and eat stuff

what would you do if your father raped you

[Rughugger]

Have his disfigured lovechild.

What would yo do if you swallowed a living squirming fishy?