Life of a Cat in the street

[MARBLE MAN]

2:10 wakes up and searches for food

[Ad Bot]

[Nepthan]

No.

[Molasses]

Realizes his topics are spam, and locks them.

[jirue]

2:11: he decides to name himself MARBLE MAN and make this thread.

[TheLegomaster]

No.

The noob's a noob, so he can't figure out how to lock and spams the help thread.
Also: Go away with your edits, Marbol.

[jirue]

Nice renaming of the topic, BACKFIRED!!

[MARBLE MAN]

2:12 finds a trashcan an stays there

[jirue]

2:12 finds a trashcan an stays there

Yay for my ID! :D

But seriously, your stuff thread backfired, just lock it.

[DrMobius]

2:13  Some kids take it, seal it shut, and throw it in a river

[Menen]

2:13  Some kids take it, seal it shut, and throw it in a river

2:20

kool kids klub members find it. Burn it then throw it off a cliff.

[Joker Card]

the cat falls off a cliff and dies, then gets mauled by a bear, the bear gets shot and they shoot the dead cat, the the dead cat gets run over then they burn it cause hey to bbored to  bury it, then they decide to feed ti to a bear and the bear eats, digests and poos the cat's remains out. THE END

[Rughugger]

Then I eat what's left of the cat and crap it out in a bag which I then place on Marble Man's doorstep, light on fire and ring the doorbell. Then laugh as he tries to stomp the fire out. /thread