Real Life : The Game

[Menen]

Im going to go play the real world for a few days.

Ill send post cards :D

(This is not a leaving thread)

[Ad Bot]

[Lil Robot]

Im going to go visit the real world for a few days.

Ill send post cards :D

(This is not a leaving thread)

[Niliscro]

Be careful, you don't get respawn points there.

[Riot]

Ill give you some cheats, but you need to open the console by pressing this button " ~ "

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God mode - God
All weapons - Give all
Health - Give Health
all ammo - Give ammo
Spawn zombie - spawn monster_zombie_morph 1-2030 * pick one number for each different zombie*
Spawn humans - Spawn weirdo_human_morph 1-50
Spawn soldier - Spawn human_marine_morph 1-20

[Dread]

Ill give you some cheats, but you need to open the console by pressing this button " ~ "

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God mode - God
All weapons - Give all
Health - Give Health
all ammo - Give ammo
Spawn zombie - spawn monster_zombie_morph 1-2030 * pick one number for each different zombie*
Spawn humans - Spawn weirdo_human_morph 1-50
Spawn soldier - Spawn human_marine_morph 1-20

Kill - Commit Self Delete

[Nepthan]

Gib Self Delete - explode

[Menen]

Thanks for the cheats. I bought the guide yesterday

[Wizard]

I tried it once. Cool graphics but the gameplay is really boring.

[Sarge]

The graphics are amazing. But sometimes, your graphics card gets bad and you need this fix-up tool called "glasses"

[LegoEggo]

You can get "contacts" instead, they're like glasses but other players can't see them so they won't know your graphics card sucks.

[Sarge]

Navigating in this "outside" world is a bitch. You have to use these big sticks called "legs," and you have to move them in such a pattern to propel you forward. Also, these things called "eye lids" do daily scans and upgrades for your graphics card.

[Khorde]

dont go to the supermarket, it's a forbidden zone that you'll 404 in.

[Sarge]

There's this thing outside my house. It's like a firewall, but its about waist high and not fire. What is it?

[Riot]

Guys whats the eat command, ima die 5% left D:

[DarthVolga]

Also, you cant just click things and drag stuff around. You have to move smaller sticks called arms, with clamps on the end. Select the item, grip it with the clamp, then move it to the desired location.