darn kids keep on ringing my doorbell and running

[Saxophone]

Get a slingshot, with tons of little steelies at your side.

That'll teach 'em.

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[Joker Card]

If a window (not front window, possibly 2nd story) window faces the direction of te door, wait for them to come, get your bb rifle ready and make sure to have the post it. when they come up, shoot one of them. its painfully funny

[Skyra]

Find a moldy pumpkin and throw it at them. Proplem solved.

[Madmitten]

put a mouse trap under your floor mat. that way when they step on it it'll snap, and maybe sound like a gunshot.

if not just ignore them

[trainman1]

bring a shotgun when they come and say dang it kids get off my lawn or i shoot do it again and ill shoot you again and again until you die

[zaksar]

build a fence

[Saxophone]

build a fence

Of barbed wire.

If the store is out of that. make it out of live; non-covered wires.

[TheLegomaster]

I still recommend my plan. :/

[zackin5]

Make A Trip wire attached to a grenade bouquet

[Otis Da HousKat]

lol thanks all you guys =) i will just ignore them, and between me and you i prefer to have a life then to harrass someone

No, that decision is too rational and mature. You must preform one of the "pranks" listed in this topic.

[Daedalus]

This is why I collect weaponry. Whenever this kind of thing happens (And it has) I just grab an unloaded or antique rifle, then go to the door.
'Tis always induces some humor and me and ridiculous screams and fear in them.

I'll be known one day as "that guy down the street who'll shoot you."

Ahaha

No, that decision is too rational and mature. You must preform one of the "pranks" listed in this topic.

Yes, this is one of the few topics in which immaturity is required.

[Niliscro]

Use a shotgun.  Position it behind the door so it can shoot through the door.  Rig it so when they press the doorbell, it flips a switch on a motor that increases tension on a cable and pulls the shotgun trigger.

[Hectic]

Next time they Ring Run out side and Beat (this is Vital) ONE of them down with any weaponry you have and make sure the others watch to intimidate them. They MIGHT or MIGHT NOT call the cops but its a win-win if you go to jail they cant ring your door bell!   

[Niliscro]

Use a shotgun.  Position it behind the door so it can shoot through the door.  Rig it so when they press the doorbell, it flips a switch on a motor that increases tension on a cable and pulls the shotgun trigger.

Actually, as funny as this would be, you should just rig a noose.

[Angear]

There were this kids one time who did this at like 2:00 in the morning every night. My mom eventually got tired of it and let our dog out when they did it next. Freaked the heck out of them (the dog wouldn't do anything he is trained well enough :D but they don't need to know that.) One of them was like "Nice doggy good boy" but you could hear the fear in his voice. That was the last of them :D.