darn kids keep on ringing my doorbell and running

[trainman1]

get a shotgun and blow off a warning shot that will keep those bastards away thats how i did it

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[Ladios]

get a shotgun and blow off a warning shot that will keep those bastards away thats how i did it

Thank you for that little pearl of life experiance, I hope that one day we will all be as wise as you...

[Sarge]

get a shotgun and blow off a warning shot that will keep those bastards away thats how i did it

Because using guns for everything can make a good joke.

[BladeOfTheHorizon]

Put fake bloodstains all over the windows. It creeped out my neighbors, so they don't bother us anymore. Although, they did call the cops...

[Ladios]

Put fake bloodstains all over the windows. It creeped out my neighbors, so they don't bother us anymore. Although, they did call the cops...

I believe this just as much as I believe Trainman's story.

[-Mike-]

make them a sandwich, but put poison in it that blows them up >:D
that's what i did

[Ladios]

Genetically engineer a T-Rex and have a latch system drop the sidewalk out from underneath them when they press the doorbell and fall into a pit where the T-rex disembowels them.
Thats what I did.

[Menen]

Stand right next to the door and when they ring it. OPen it up

[Digmaster]

Actually I like the rigging it to shock them better, but still have the note anyways, they will be more tempted to do it.

reminds me of the time I rigged up a pumpkin I had to electrocute anyone who touched it.

[Joker Card]

Hide in the bushes with a shotgun

Fixd

[TheLegomaster]

If you haven't got windows in your door, get a door with windows.
Stand behind the door, just under the windows.
Spy a little through the windows, and when you see them approach, go

That'll scare the stuff out of them.

[Fire paw]

Its called ding dong ditch everyone does it sadly... -_-

[AGlass0fMilk]

do this. only have a post-it notes near it saying "Warning: do not press doorbell" so they cant sue you.

Ha

[trainman1]

where i live the cops let me get away with blowing off a warning shot and it was a blank so i didnt hurt anyone its like a law where i live if kids wring your door bell and run you can do anything to make em stop so i used a shotgun one shot sent those forgeters running

[ultimamax]

where i live the cops let me get away with blowing off a warning shot and it was a blank so i didnt hurt anyone its like a law where i live if kids wring your door bell and run you can do anything to make em stop so i used a shotgun one shot sent those forgeters running

Because 11 year olds are allowed to shoot guns.