darn kids keep on ringing my doorbell and running

[Azimuth]

Trick question, the answer is E. All of the above

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[Rughugger]

All you have to do is temp glue a push pin to the doorbell. Next time they come by, they'll learn not to play with it anymore.

[Menen]

All you have to do is temp glue a push pin to the doorbell. Next time they come by, they'll learn not to play with it anymore.

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[AGlass0fMilk]

I'd call the police, they'll learn what's right and wrong. Scum parents don't teach their children that these days.

[Harm94]

There use to be these mexican kids knocking on my window late at night and then they would run away. The cops didn't do stuff.

[Digmaster]

All you have to do is temp glue a push pin to the doorbell. Next time they come by, they'll learn not to play with it anymore.

do this. only have a post-it notes near it saying "Warning: do not press doorbell" so they cant sue you.

[Hugums]

Buy a rotwieler and chain it to a post in your yard. Make sure it's ferocious though :<

[BobSevenSevens]

Buy a rotwieler and chain it to a post in your yard. Make sure it's ferocious though :<

All you have to do is temp glue a push pin to the doorbell. Next time they come by, they'll learn not to play with it anymore.

do this. only have a post-it notes near it saying "Warning: do not press doorbell" so they cant sue you.

All of these.

[Ladios]

Actually I like the rigging it to shock them better, but still have the note anyways, they will be more tempted to do it.

[Azimuth]

vinegar elctrocute push pin rotweiler trap gogogo

[Sarge]

What does the vinegar do?

[Azimuth]

it smells bad and is otherwise unpleasant to have on you

[Ladios]

Smells bad.

Warning blahblahblah
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[Nightmare-Duckie]

replace the button in the doorbell casing with a joy buzzer

[TapeDeck]

Hide in the bushes.