Most Embarrassing Moments...

[trainman1]

once in college i was having a dream about my whole school calling me a loving douche bag and then i woke up saying im not a loving douche bag people were calling my douche bag boy for 3 years

[Ad Bot]

[Lil Robot]

I got hypnotized of HL2:EP2 and started whistling like a hunter.
I got so addicted, I accidentally did that "pretty" whistle looking a fat chick from like 40 feet away.

[Kittens]

Once when i was either 8 or 9, i went camping, with little kids and a few parents, there was a bee chasing me and i waved my hands at it and yelled "YOU DAMN BEE GET AWAY FROM ME!!"   o.o  everyone went quiet...

[Solid]

I called my teacher mom.

[Zenthos]

Lol coming.

I was telling someone how to make a custom buddy picture for aim or w/e back in the 90s, and instead of telling them to save it to a floppy disk I said floppy richard.
Not really embarrassing, but they always make fun of me for it now :p

Thats funny because I was trying to tell someone that I scratched my Zelda disk...

[kakashi11]

I called my teacher mom.

i do it too much...

because your like mom, mom, mom alot at home,

And you say your teachers name alot in school(well i do) and then you say mom for some reason

[Paxyra]

Are bees attracted to blonde hair? because me and my brother(blonde hair) and our brown haired friend went to the beach and we covered her in sand, and since the day before, a bee was chasing us every where, so we buried her in sand and we heard buzzing, so me and my bro ditched our friend(she was like ahhh come back!), running around on a crowded beach!

[Kittens]

i do it too much...

because your like mom, mom, mom alot at home,

And you say your teachers name alot in school(well i do) and then you say mom for some reason

                                                                                                                                                  ha, i had a male teacher, still called him "Mommy"

[Saxophone]

I feel off a deck, a 5 ft fall into...erghh. A pool.

I was sad. D:

[Kittens]

I feel off a deck, a 5 ft fall into...erghh. A pool.

I was sad. D:

   you got own'd

[Sarge]

I got caught staring at a girl's cleveage at school...



by the girl I was staring at.

[General Nick]

I got caught staring at a girl's cleveage at school...



by the girl I was staring at.

Nice.

[Saxophone]

   you got own'd

I didn't get "own'd".

I fell.

[Joker Card]

I told my friend abot when i saw 2 birds having love and he said in a loud voice YOU SAW BIRDS HAVING love! his dad got so mad

[Kittens]

a while ago, my cousin and i, we jumped off a platform onto my trampoline at the same time, when we landed somehow my leg slid into his pants, down his crack, he sprained his butt, couldnt sit down and my ankle was swollen, from a butt!