Author Topic: Family picnic tomorrow (Read 2207 times)

Bisjac · August 01, 2009, 01:23:24 AM

every summer the extended family gets together to eat food and sit around at some beach.
As of this year, i am the last one of my cousins to not be married or have a kid. and im only 25. so that's kinda sad. however i am the only one with a college degree and assets.

A bunch of young adults joining the ranks of the older generations, of sitting there in a lawn chair and drinking tea, watching their children run around screaming. And they all look miserable.

I know i will have to have that discussion with grandma again. she cant tell me and my cousins apart. so she always says "jacob, hows the wife and kids?"...
god why cant she just die already.

If anyone can kill me before i go tomorrow i would be grateful.

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Sarge · August 01, 2009, 01:24:39 AM

Maybe you already died. Maybe you're just going to an extension of Hell.

General Omega · August 01, 2009, 01:25:09 AM

Sorry, I got an appointment with a guy in some apartment. His wife hates him.

Chrono · August 01, 2009, 01:27:33 AM

You don't even have kids and you're already complaining?

Frogg · August 01, 2009, 01:27:41 AM

Are you siblings married yet?

Drak · August 01, 2009, 01:30:34 AM

Dye your hair pink, clothe yourself in all black, and wear a bunch of fake piercings. Then, when you get there, start bellydancing/stripping.

I don't know how this would help, but it'd be pretty cool to watch.

Bisjac · August 01, 2009, 01:30:40 AM

my 19yo brother has a kid and his gf lives with my parents and him. not married.

my other brother 18yo, still hadn't ruined his life yet.

zoneark · August 01, 2009, 01:45:04 AM

Give me your adress. ;D

Bisjac · August 01, 2009, 01:46:50 AM

the picnic park is in pine city, Minnesota. right off off Interstate 35.
its the only park in a small town of like 200 so it shouldn't be hard to find.

i will feed whoever shows up, and you can kill me afterward

Sarky56 · August 01, 2009, 01:47:34 AM

Here, have a cookie.

(i put poison in it, because bisjac said he wanted to be killed.)

Saxophone · August 01, 2009, 02:39:07 AM

Get swine flu.

Or, if there is no swine flu, fake sick/something at work.

Emily · August 01, 2009, 07:43:47 AM

Family stuff really sucks :\

Mr Smash · August 01, 2009, 08:42:52 AM

Can't you just not go or say you're really sick.

Or even better, fake death.

Will come and kill you if you buy me a plane ticket from UK to USA and one for returning home.

Valen · August 01, 2009, 08:45:05 AM

Otis my dear sir, your forgeted.

D3ATH · August 01, 2009, 09:57:45 AM

Quote from: Valen on August 01, 2009, 08:45:05 AM

Otis my dear sir, your forgeted.

Why Otis?