Jokes

[Frogg]

I got one.

So a dyslexic guy walks into a bra.

You guys got any? Post you jokes here.

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[Chrono]

Churches have climaxs.

[nickbond1]

why did everyone rushed out to by a obama ornament....

so they can hang a monday form a tree

( im not rasist thats what the joke sayed )

[Frogg]

Churches have climaxs.

So does Paris Hilton.

[TapeDeck]

RACISM:

[germanaccent]What do you get when you put a synagogue in a blender?

JEWCE!!!![/germanaccent]

[pocketrocket300]

179 servants walk into a bar.
bartender says 'we dont serve servants here'
and the servants leave.
[/badjoke]

[Regulith]

179 servants walk into a bar.
bartender says 'we dont serve servants here'
and the servants leave.
[/badjoke]

I have a feeling that should have had something to do with ants.

[Mikiyikiy]

Two atoms are sitting in a bar, one of them says "I believe I have lost an electron." to which the other one replies "Are you certain?" to which the other atom responds "I'm positive."

:D

[Rughugger]

I'd say "InB4 unoriginal copypasta thread" but I see I'm too late.

[Bacon]

Two atoms are sitting in a bar, one of them says "I believe I have lost an electron." to which the other one replies "Are you certain?" to which the other atom responds "I'm positive."

:D

nice fallout3

[block dude]

"sir there are 2 ships on the horizon!"
"get me my red shirt captin!"
*after battle*
sir why did you want your red shirt?"
so if i was shot, my men would think there is no blood and would keep fighting!"
"how valiant of you sir"
next day
"sir, there are 20 ships on the horizon!!!!"
"leutinut, get me my brown pants!"

[Mikiyikiy]

nice fallout3

It's not like any other of these jokes are original anyway.

[JJA0]

"sir there are 2 ships on the horizon!"
"get me my red shirt captin!"
*after battle*
sir why did you want your red shirt?"
so if i was shot, my men would think there is no blood and would keep fighting!"
"how valiant of you sir"
next day
"sir, there are 20 ships on the horizon!!!!"
"leutinut, get me my brown pants!"

Took me awhile to get that one..

[Regulith]

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel poking out of his pants.

The bartender says to him, "Ahoy there! Why there be a steering wheel in yer pants, mate?"

The pirate looks at him and replies, "Yar, it be driving me nuts!"

[Saxophone]

(tribal Joke; No means for Racisim)


How come black people are always left handed.

'Cause they have no rights.



(Heard it from a friend.)