Jokes

[Travis [bob36455]]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiFrfeJ8dKM
Demity Martin Jokes with guitar.

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[Rughugger]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiFrfeJ8dKM
Demity Martin Jokes with guitar.

Next you say you like Andy Malonakis, or however it's spelled. Both of them I just do not find amusing at all. I've tried and tried, but not even a smirk. :(
Demitri: "There's a saying that people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, how about nobody throw stones?" (Seriously, that's the joke.)
Andy: Oh look guies! I has a pankake on mah fayce! (What's so funny about that?)

[Regulith]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiFrfeJ8dKM
Demity Martin Jokes with guitar.

<3 his battery jokes

[Oasis]

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

To stamp out burning ducks.

[Rughugger]

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

To stamp out burning ducks.

It's the kind of things I hear mentally challenged kids say, and if someone laughs, it's cruel. Well at least we know where he gets his material from.

[Regulith]

It's the kind of things I hear mentally challenged kids say, and if someone laughs, it's cruel. Well at least we know where he gets his material from.

You're so cool, trying to start fights (or continue them, I don't know) in even the most innocent topics.

[Zenthos]

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

[Jsk2003]

(tribal Joke; No means for Racisim)


How come black people are always left handed.

'Cause they have no rights.



(Heard it from a friend.)

It actually started with when Beyonce(sp?) had a song that said "To the left! to the left!".

Why does Beyonce go To the left! To the left!?
Because black people have no rights.


"Hey guys want to hear a joke?"
"Yeah!"
"Women's rights."
"OH HARHAR!"


"Two black people jump off of a bridge.
Who hits the ground first?
...
...
WHO CARES?"


"I'm going to kill all the jews! And also one clown!"
"Why the one clown?"
"See! No one cares about the jews!"

Two atoms are sitting in a bar, one of them says "I believe I have lost an electron." to which the other one replies "Are you certain?" to which the other atom responds "I'm positive."

:D

I loved it.

[Rughugger]

You're so cool, trying to start fights (or continue them, I don't know) in even the most innocent topics.

No, it was a matter of fact statement. If I wanted to be cool, I'd say I liked him even if hated his guts just so I'd have some common ground with someone. But I don't like him. I find his martial to be uninventive and out of place, and compared it to a source that reminded me of such a form of humor that made equally no sense to me. Just because you don't happen to like my comment or comparison doesn't make it an automatic dropping of the gloves to fight.

Way to jump to conclusions.

[Regulith]

You could have said something simple, such as "that joke wasn't good" or "I didn't find that funny at all".

But this topic is about jokes, so I'm leaving it at that to let the jokes continue.

[Zenthos]

http://www.coolfunnyjokes.com/Funny-Jokes/Misc-Jokes/101-Ways-To-Annoy-People.html

[Rughugger]

You could have said something simple, such as "that joke wasn't good" or "I didn't find that funny at all".

But this topic is about jokes, so I'm leaving it at that to let the jokes continue.

I thought I did, but whichever, on with the jokes!
Why was the strawberry crying?
Because it heard his mother was in a jam.

[Explosivo]

So this girl heard someone say IDK.
And went out to ask someone what it mean's.
So she found a person and see ask what IDK mean's.
And the person said "I Don't Know"
So the girl went to see another person.... She asked what it mean's and the person said was "I don't know" And then the girl said WHY DOESN'T ANYONE KNOW.

It went something like that.

[pocketrocket300]

Has to be a blond joke somewhere in there.

3 girls are runngin from the police.  The first one, a brunette, jumps into a sack of cats and starts meowing.  They pass by.  The second, a redhead, jumps into a barrel of dogs and sez bark bark.  They pass by.  The blond jumps into a sack of potaytoes and sez potaytowe

[Jsk2003]

Has to be a blond joke somewhere in there.

3 girls are runngin from the police.  The first one, a brunette, jumps into a sack of cats and starts meowing.  They pass by.  The second, a redhead, jumps into a barrel of dogs and sez bark bark.  They pass by.  The blond jumps into a sack of potaytoes and sez potaytowe

I would lol but the "sez" and "potaytowe" is really killing the joke :(.