no? okay,good, so let me tell you about my story in alaska.
Day 1: The ship was pretty calm, I was on a cruise ship, and I am afraid to get sea sick, even though I don't get sea sick. The only food I liked there was pizza, so I ate that. I went up to this thing called The Loft, this place where 13-17 yr old kids hang out. It was okay, but nobody was there. Time Passed Equal To *24 hours*
Day 2: Was still boring. The loft had stuff to do in the morning, so I went up there. To my surprise, there were a lot more people there. So I took a seat on one of the stools and stayed near a wall. Typical corner kid status. Then this one girl walks in... I just left. The girl was so perfect, in every way.
Day 3: We went to juneau, and i bought some knives, and got to ride a heliocopter up to a glacier. The guide told me to dip my hands in the running glacier water and drink it. To his surprise, it was cold, but it was awesome water. Time passed = link's time to save the world
Day 4: Sitka, I gained a habit of buying knives, so i bought knives, i think 1 from the ship, 1 from juneau, 1 from sitka.... and 1 from ketchiken.
Day 5:ketchiken, went to a weird indian show... and one indian was fat. I saw one that looked kind of nice, but they all looked like slaves, being forced to dance with their culture. At night on day 6, i walked into the loft to discover 3 girls there, Olivia, the tall 17 yr old, Cathrine, the 13 year old, and Hannah, The perfect 15 year old. And I'm not sure what happened exactly, but apparently Connecticut, Cali, and Texas senses of humors are way different then Jersey humors. They laughed at everything I said, and when I asked how it was funny, they just laughed more. Hannah said my facial expressions made her day, and this made me happy, but I had a totally straight face at the time. Then I started attention whoring by acting sad.
Day 6: British columbia, i got this frikin awesome skin for my ipod from wrapprz.com, and it comes with a matching wallpaper, its pretty epic.
Day 7: I discovered this 17 yr old Dan liked Hannah, and Hannah said he followed her like a lost dog... Also during the "Buh-Bye Party", she made a heart with her fingers and put me in the heart...And that made oro feel special. So then I had to go....actually I said I would leave multiple times... More attention whoring, and more free hugs. So I got the emails of all those girls... yeah.
HA, you were expecting a story about my trip, weren't you. No, you just got my obsessing over a girl!
tl;dr
day 1: good food
day 2: perfect girl
day 3:bought knives
day 4:more knives
day 5:attention whoring, befriending perfect girl
day 6:ipod wrapprz
day 7:email of perfect girl
