I have been lying to you people for a long time now, but I feel I must come clean.
I am actually Mr. Mustard. I know this may come as a shock to you, but it's true.
I am sorry for how I behaved back then, I admit I was an ass.
But I have changed for the better. I hope everyone here can
Forgive me for what I have done.
If you guys choose not to want me here, I will leave without a hassel. Once again please accept my apologies. I understand if you hate me.
And Badspot, maybe you can find it in your heart to not ban me, I am very sorry for what I did. And I will not do it again.
Thank you.