A chair fell on my bare foot.

[Moriarty]

Amputation isn't going to work. We need to put you in cryogenic stasis until we gain the technology sophisticated enough to help you.

Have a nice millennia.

forget

[Ad Bot]

[Telly]

What I bolded.

Also, get some disinfectant cream, a band-aid, and an ice pack in that thing right away.

Unless you're highly allergic to it and will die from it, like me… :P

[Saxophone]

Also, get some disinfectant cream, a band-aid, and an ice pack in that thing right away.

You fail at reading.

[Moriarty]

oh no its on fire

[Squideey]

Amputation isn't going to work. We need to put you in cryogenic stasis until we gain the technology sophisticated enough to help you.

Have a nice millennia.

Oh wait, I misspelled what I said.

I meant, "just get a bag 'o' peas on that thing".

[Tom]

If its completely open, wrap it in some gaus (spelling?). It may will heal must faster covered.

Tom is NOT a certified doctor and is not trained. He can not be responsible for anything that happens because of his advice

[DrMobius]

Go buy some bandaids.  Everyone here is aware of Bandaid's magical properties to make anything feel better.

[Mikiyikiy]

 

[DrMobius]

You forgot apply bandaid.  stuff, you could cure cancer with bandaids

[Creola]

Haha you're forgeted
 

[Spenny]

Haha, I remember that game.


Stick a pencil in it.

[troy001234]

Suck it up

[Nightmare-Duckie]

Dont have any, and its not completely open like I said.
Its not disease-prone, it just hurts alot.
If I press it against something(for any reason) or bend it, it hurts.

a blood blister maybe? google time for you!

[oromis]

Well have I got a deal for you, Power Ranger band-aids can fix that up like new! It will feel like new foot, just like it made Heavy's arm grow back! It make you feel stronger than ever! Don't fall for Ninja Turtle Band-aid scams, Power Ranger is the real deal! You don't need some loving 40 thousand dollar scientifically proven healing gun, you just need these 10 dollar Power Ranger Band-aids! Watch as this customer explains our product!

[Azimuth]

poor medic :(