my vaction

[trainman1]

did you miss meh no ok good i was on vaction got back 1 hour ago from florida
day1:went on a plane got sick got a headache ears popped hated it got to my hotel loved it.
day2:went to disney world got to see typhoon lagoon and blizzard beach after that went to the magic kingdom for extra magic hours then went back to my hotel by bus.
day3:met a girl on the bus she was nice so i befriended her she was very nice she gave me her number.
day4:went to epcot rode mission space on orange mode and went to MGM/hollywood studios rode rocknrollercoaster and rode tower of terror
day5:went to animal kingdom rode everest went to universal almost threw up in the taxi rode jaws jurrasic park.
day6:saw shamu rode the kraken rode that kiddie coaster with my son
day7:i was getting bored so i took some pics around the hotels i stayed at pop century after the pictures i swam around until night then went to bed.
day8:i was ready to go home and i was packing up for the final night went to magic kingdom rode all the rides bought 2 things for my son mickey ears and a pluto toy.
day9:woke up at 3:00 went on the bus it took a few hours to get to the air port because of traffic almost missed my flight took off at 5:00 got back at 7:00 found the taxi at 8:00 because of stuffty guards they thought i had a gun so i had to get a strip search got back home at 9:00 im still getting used to jet lag ugh that was my disney vacation with my son and me.
lets recap
day1:got on air plane
day2:went to disney
day3:met my new wife
day4:rode a space ride
day5:rode some rides
day6:got soaked with a whale
day7:got bored
day8:started packing
day9:got home and was really sad i had to leave

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[Xia The Ninja]

Day 3 is bullstuff. You're what, 9-10?

[Regulith]

Day 3 is bullstuff. You're what, 9-10?

No, silly, he's N/A.

[Niliscro]

Nice one, copying oromis' layout.  You also kinda copied the basics of his vacation.

Also, you weren't gone.

[Xia The Ninja]

No, silly, he's N/A.

Thats even worse! You sick bastard, getting a date when you're only N/A years old!

[General Nick]

Day 3 is bullstuff. You're what, 9-10?

Agreed.

I call bullstuff on "mai neu wief". $5 says she'll lose interest and dump you in a week, if she was even real.

[Nightmare-Duckie]

Also, you weren't gone.

you completely bypasted that hotels have internet access

[trainman1]

each night i played blockland when i got back for about 2 hours then went to bed

[DrMobius]

You know, I went on a vacation this summer.  But not a vaction...

[trainman1]

my wife broke up with me so thats why i said i think i found my new wife

[Gamefandan]

What the forget is a vaction?

[Niliscro]

my wife broke up with me so thats why i said i think i found my new wife

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[Regulith]

Oh hey look what's new:

Age:     30

I lol'd.

The bullstuff smells pretty strong in here.

[Kerog]

[/scout]STUPID STUPID STUPID[scout]

[General Nick]

my wife broke up with me so thats why i said i think i found my new wife

Holy forget, she isn't your wife. She's just some dumb 10 year old who thought you remembered the funniest spongebob jokes of all and could recite them perfectly.

She would've lost interest in you after a week, I'll bet you she would have.