Author Topic: Grasshoppers can go to hell  (Read 6184 times)

why did you scramble the letters?
Its illegible...
ur no fun

My cat brang in a grasshopper today,

I broke my vocal chords.

More for your fears




:D

Kids, don't look.

I have issues with bugs in general.
Not like "AGH forget RUN GRASSHOPPER"
More like "Eck, please get the insect out of here please."

I haven't found anything yet that I am deathly afraid o-
No wait, bees/stinging flying things.

OH forget IT'S A DUST BALL FLYING PAST MY FACE! RUN!

I think I might lock this,my back itches now.

I unlocked, just because it was an intrwsting topic even though you guys were douches and posted pics D8

NEXT PAGE TO ESCAPE INFECTION GOGOGO

I actually like grasshoppers :(

Buy yourself a thousand explosive arrows and a bow!  :D

Ka-Dead





P.S. those aren't birds

I also like grasshoppers but my sister used to be mean to them and rip their legs off then release them. D:
sneep
that's a big grasshopper on the left

Here is something to make you feel better.



YAY THE PRAYING MANTIS, ALWAYS HERE TO BRUTALLY MUTILATE THE GRASSHOPPERS

Actually, go to the nearest gardening shop and buy some praying mantis eggsacks and lay them around your lawn/garden, that should get rid of the goddamn grasshoppers