Grasshoppers can go to hell

[zz_tophat]

Grasshoppers? Psh.

What about Worms:


Or whatevertheforget this nightmare is:


Giant bugs with Jesus powers that injects a venom that dissolves your muscles:


This needs no explanation:

(forget birds anyway)

Yes, it's real and yes, there are hives full of them but don't worry, they do not sting, their stingers only spray acid at you:

[Ad Bot]

[TheLegomaster]

KGGGGGHHH.
*Seizure*

[Chriz]

Pfft, forget grasshoppers going to hell.

I have ants in my lawn that like to sneak up on me when I'm messing with the lawn mower.

The other day a few bees thought it'd be funny to be directly in my way.

Theres nearly 20 grasshoppers that can be found in a small section of the grassy field by my house. I have to walk through that.

And one last thing:
ZZ, I hate you.

[t3h d00d]

I think this thread made me cringe.

[black knight]

forget you ZZ  D:

[t3h d00d]

Or whatevertheforget this nightmare is:

Is it me or is that a huge rolly-polly.

[zz_tophat]

Is it me or is that a huge rolly-polly.

 


However, with it's harmless nature now established, I still dare you to touch that thing.
Go on, give it a belly rub, it won't bite. It's many legs will only touch your flesh with as it wiggles about, caressing your hand with it's rough insect carapace.

[Chriz]

Is it me or is that a huge rolly-polly.

Looks to me like that thing was preparing for war.

Those little 'claws' screaming 'forget YOU!' and those angry eyes that you can hardly see, and that little richard thing that it can use as a combat knife, with that hard shell and spikes at the bottom of the shell (or back, whatever you want to say)

Okay, I'm tired. I think I should go to bed before I type something crazy again.

[TheLegomaster]

You should.
Goodnight, Chriz.

[Chriz]

You should.
Goodnight, Chriz.

Actually, Good morning, in a way. But kind of backwards.

Its 7:15 right now.

So good bye everyone, I'm probably off to go get some sleep. Or a drink, I don't give a damn.

[yuki]

Yes, it's real and yes, there are hives full of them but don't worry, they do not sting, their stingers only spray acid at you:

Japanese Giant Hornet? They bite, sting, and spit acid. They're like the tanks of the insect world.
 I see you got the picture from Cracked, I saw that article too :D
http://www.cracked.com/article_15816_5-most-horrifying-bugs-in-world.html

From: Japan, obviously.

Why you must fear it:
It's the size of your thumb and it can spray flesh-melting poison. We really wish we were making that up for, you know, dramatic effect because goddamn, what a terrible thing a three-inch acid-shooting hornet would be, you know? Oh, hey, did we mention it shoots it into your eyes? Or that the poison also has a pheromone roostertail in it that'll call every hornet in the hive to come over and sting you until you are no longer alive?

Think you can outrun it? It can fly 50 miles in a day. It'd be nice to say something reassuring at this point, like "Don't worry, they only live on top of really tall mountains where nobody wants to live," but no, they live all over the goddamned place, including outside Tokyo.

Forty people die like that every year, each of them horribly.

The war video for that thing is like "holy christ".

Behold the hornets systematically seize them with huge, wicked jaws and literally loving cut them apart, one by one by one by loving one. In three hours, there are piles of limbs and heads and just loving bits of things that could possibly have been alive at one point, and the hornets have stormed the hive and flown away with all the bee's children. Who will then be eaten.

Nature is loving hardcore.

[Wizard]

They're everywhere!



Osht

[TheLegomaster]

an unholy plague of hell-born death engines

[Daedalus]

I think I might lock this,my back itches now.

stuff, me too!

[zz_tophat]

-rawr-

The funny thing about that video is that is reminds my of the movie 300.

...of course the honey bees are Persians.