Favorite FML/MLIA Thread

[Niliscro]

Post your favorite FMLs or MLIAs.  Because sometimes you just have to tell someone.


Today, I went home with a guy I just met in a bar. I went to the bathroom real quick, and when I came out I was greeted by him with a 12 inch strap-on carrot on his head, and the words "I'm gonna forget you like a unicorn." FML

The last quote made me crack up.


So I decided to submit an MLIA of my own, tell me if you see it:

"Today, I used pancake syrup on waffles. Take that society! MLIA."

[Ad Bot]

[Gamefandan]

Wow.

[Azimuth]

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oool

Today, I was working the lighting for a drama production. In the last scene, two characters realize they are in love and kiss, then the stage goes dark. I mixed up my settings, and instead of a blackout, flashing party lights started going off. 300 people turn around to stare at me. FML

hahahaha this is awesome

[Niliscro]

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
hahahaha this is awesome

Haha, I read that one too.
I could only imagine that.

[Azimuth]

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had love. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

lol

[trainman1]

1 word roffl

[Niliscro]

lol

Haha
I've been reading them for the past 30 minutes on a live feed.

[trainman1]

this is a funny fml
After picking up my drunk boy friend at the bar. I took him to my house i went to the bathroom. When i got out i found him wearing a 14 inch carrot around his richard taped on with tape. Humping my bed saying im gonna forget you like i forgeted my dog.My neighbors heard him. FML

[oromis]

and aside from funny ones, there are the stupid ones:

"blah blah blah, online worksheet for school, told my teacher internet was forgeted up....told her with an email"

[Justin K.]

lol

Ahaha lol. That is a good one.

[dax468]

after i read a year old article on the 13 year old dad, i notied i had lost my virginity and had a kid. and that im a freshman... FML

[Ladios]

this is a funny fml
After picking up my drunk boy friend at the bar. I took him to my house i went to the bathroom. When i got out i found him wearing a 14 inch carrot around his richard taped on with tape. Humping my bed saying im gonna forget you like i forgeted my dog.My neighbors heard him. FML

Why do I have the feeling that if I go on the site, I won't be able to find that one?

[Xia The Ninja]

What site are we talking about here?

[Azimuth]

http://www.fmylife.com/money/303220
http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/842168
http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/593790

[Niliscro]

I also like MLIA.

My Life Is Average :3

Today I turned 11. I did not receive a letter from Hogwarts. MLIA

Today, I wore Axe body spray. I wasn't tackled by any women. MLIA.

Today, no one wished me a happy birthday. I wasn't suprised, today isn't my birthday. MLIA.

Today, I was having love with my girlfriend. She yelled out the name Tommy. My name is Tommy. MLIA