Today, I ordered pizza. When it came, the pizza delivery man said "it smells good" as he handed it to me. I said "you too" on accident. It was awkward. MLIA
Today on the way to work I didn't make a single green light and ended up having to stop at all six red lights. On the way home I had a green light on all six of those lights. I felt as if the traffic gods were trying to average out my day. MLIA
Today at work I noticed that the scan button on on the scanner had an exclamation mark. I was glad the scanner was excited about its job. MLIA.
Today, I fell asleep while reading a book. The book was called Insomnia. I win. MLIA
Today I was driving to work listening to sports talk radio. While listening I heard a funny joke about farts and laughed out loud. At the same time, the guy in the car beside me was visably laughing as well. We thumbs-upped each other. MLIA
Today, I was driving to work when I saw that the only other car on the road was the same make, model and year as mine. The driver gave me a thumbs-up. I felt like I joined a secret society. MLIA
Here's another FML:
Today, my enraged girlfriend told me she was fired from her nurse job for no reason. I called her employer to find out why. He told me that she was caught "helping out" a male patient, and that supposedly she has done the same with just about every good looking guy that comes into the hospital. FML
Lol, saw that one.
