Favorite FML/MLIA Thread

[Azimuth]

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops, looks directly at me, and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN!" and proceeds to flip me over, grab his clothes, and run out of my room. FML

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[Niliscro]

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops, looks directly at me, and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN!" and proceeds to flip me over, grab his clothes, and run out of my room. FML

Lol.

Keep going, Azi! :D
I'm too lazy atm :3

[Azimuth]

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense love scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML

[Niliscro]

Haha.

[Azimuth]

Today, I was playing a medieval game with my brother, when he took all of his character's clothes off and said, "Let's have love!" I looked at him and said, "UH YOU ARE MY BROTHER!" He turns and looks at me, smiling and says, "But not in the game!" I am a 19 year old girl. He is 12. FML

[Niliscro]

Today, I was playing a medieval game with my brother, when he took all of his character's clothes off and said, "Let's have love!" I looked at him and said, "UH YOU ARE MY BROTHER!" He turns and looks at me, smiling and says, "But not in the game!" I am a 19 year old girl. He is 12. FML

Oh my god.
That would suck.

[Regulith]

Today, I was playing a medieval game with my brother, when he took all of his character's clothes off and said, "Let's have love!" I looked at him and said, "UH YOU ARE MY BROTHER!" He turns and looks at me, smiling and says, "But not in the game!" I am a 19 year old girl. He is 12. FML

Ouch.

[Niliscro]

Ouch.

More like ew, incest.

[Azimuth]

Today, I texted the hottest girl in the school saying, "I really like you, we should date". She responded with a text saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I then got a text saying, "Sorry, my brother stole my phone, and answered, but still it's no". I got rejected twice. Once by a man. FML

and whats wrong with incest

[Regulith]

and whats wrong with incest

:|

[Niliscro]

and whats wrong with incest

Azi are from Alabama?

[Niliscro]

Today, I texted a random number saying "i love you" and put them in my phone book under "batman". A few minutes later, I got a text from batman and he told me he loved me too. I feel extremely cool becuase batman loves me. MLIA

[Azimuth]

Born in Indiana, lived in Alabama a few years in a Christian school.

[Niliscro]

  Today, there was a hair on my laptop screen. I tried to push it off using my arrow. MLIA

Born in Indiana, lived in Alabama a few years in a Christian school.

O i c

[Valen]

Lawl


Today, I texted a random number saying "i love you" and put them in my phone book under "batman". A few minutes later, I got a text from batman and he told me he loved me too. I feel extremely cool becuase batman loves me. MLIA