Why would masturbating be gay?
It was some stuffty rumor started that if you masturbate you're technically giving a handjob so it's gay, so you're gay. The whole thing is gay.
Looks like I'm a rampant homoloveual.Oh wait, whoops
Being aloveual is an ok thing :o
Spongebob :D
Uh, how do you know Badspot is a virgin?