Pft, carrot tards.
Uses the more in-depth star method:
the past: IX, you begin the reading self assured
The negative: Ace of cups, Belief, understanding, not having these will prove bad for you
The positive: VIII, Forwards thinking will benefit you
The future: V, The most likely out come is loss.
The Present: Inverse X, I'll go with "petty quarrel" here as what you are involved in
The Unpredictable: Inverse King of coins, In this case it means, literally that the predictable is unpredictable.
The Synthesis: Inverse knight of sword, Meaning either acceptance or denial.