Wow, what's with you people? This guy posts something that ISNT COMPLETELY SERIOUS OH GOD or ISNT ABOUT love OH GOD and you all have a cow over it. Why don't you all calm down a bit? It's not attention whoring to make a thread that isn't a forum game or real-life drama.
Also you may like to know that we had surgical implants for Mind control, to keep us in check, testosterone to increase aggressiveness, Metal rods were put into our bones so that we may take 10 times the amount of lethal force to any normal human, as well as many computer chips implanted in our minds and much more. Everything worked properly except the mind control which malfunctioned and literally melted the brain of whoever had it 70% of the time, 25% of the time it just stopped working, while 5% of us went insane.
