Author Topic: My computer is alive!  (Read 2860 times)

I was kind of bored so I decided to make my computer say:
No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

But, after the tenth "no" it started going "ino" as people do when they say the same thing over and over.
I also noticed that occasionally it would take a breath :o
My computer also told me that closing safari wouldn't be very nice. O_o

This is really creepy, do these kinds of things ever happen to you?

holy crap..................can it play games with you

holy crap..................can it play games with you
it can tell me jokes.


teach it to play games....
There are some games that you play by yourself and your opponent is a computer, do those count?
i.e. Big Bang Board games

Nothing out of the ordinary. I have my sound scheme to the theme of Star Trek, so it's always saying something. I just mute it when I'm hanging with Bisjac because I know he'd get annoyed the 50th time my Instant messenger pops up with Worf's voice and says "Captain, Incoming Message."

My favorite sound is when an error occours and it says in Worf's voice "I protest, I am NOT a merry man!"

Nothing out of the ordinary. I have my sound scheme to the theme of Star Trek, so it's always saying something. I just mute it when I'm hanging with Bisjac because I know he'd get annoyed the 50th time my Instant messenger pops up with Worf's voice and says "Captain, Incoming Message."

My favorite sound is when an error occours and it says in Worf's voice "I protest, I am NOT a merry man!"
Yes, but does your computer tell you that something wouldn't be very nice?
I know about the speech settings for my computer, but taking a breath, refusing a command because it isn't nice, slurring?  What the heck?!
It's really creepy.

You're lucky yours warns you. My last PC was satan in a metal case. Any warning message I got, never really showed up as even the process of telling me something was wrong was enough to cause it to freeze. It also had the bad habit of rejecting everything I tried to upgrade and ruin it so I couldn't return it. How, it did it, I will never know, but it melted a hole in my motherboard but managed to work for 3 more days until I could save my data from the faulty hard drive before it finally died.

You're lucky yours warns you. My last PC was satan in a metal case. Any warning message I got, never really showed up as even the process of telling me something was wrong was enough to cause it to freeze. It also had the bad habit of rejecting everything I tried to upgrade and ruin it so I couldn't return it. How, it did it, I will never know, but it melted a hole in my motherboard but managed to work for 3 more days until I could save my data from the faulty hard drive before it finally died.
O_O

Sound's like my brother's friend's computer, her computer tells her things like "do it" and "ooh daddy" and then shuts off, and when she tries to burn cds, it crushes the cd and literally burns it O_o

I once tried Vista speech recognition thing and said: "It's alive!" and the PC wrote: "I am" in notepad.
I was like "WTF".

This Topic describes the number one most clich'e Sci-Fi thriller movie plot EVER.

i play games with my computer chess in fact and i will tell me the move its making and my move too.

I was kind of bored so I decided to make my computer say:
No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

But, after the tenth "no" it started going "ino" as people do when they say the same thing over and over.
I also noticed that occasionally it would take a breath :o
My computer also told me that closing safari wouldn't be very nice. O_o

This is really creepy, do these kinds of things ever happen to you?
If this is real... RUN, run far away..
If not, then you should make a movie of it :D

If this is real... RUN, run far away..
If not, then you should make a movie of it :D
It is real, but I dont feel like running right now.

All of  LaCuckooRacha's computer alive symptoms are also available with Mac.

I'd want a satan computer :(