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Author Topic: I BROKE MY loving MIDDLE TOE RAGLELFUCVK  (Read 2992 times)

Robo Noob

August 10, 2009, 07:22:21 PM
So I was just chillin' till my brosef Jack walks in da room. I was doin' dis' awesome face kick thang, where i protend to kick dat' brother's face, but dat bitch waz all NO HOE and moved his arm, den my foot like made atomic explosion on his arm and was all CRACK BITCH and i was like oh nooooooooooooooooooo and now it cant bend and i limp yay

No really though, I was pretending to kick my brother's face super hard and he moved his arm to close the door and my foot hit his arm at like 60 mph D:

Can't move toe + extreme pain

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Packer

August 10, 2009, 07:23:45 PM
Dumbass.

Slicksilver555

August 10, 2009, 07:25:01 PM
kick his face with your other foot

Robo Noob

August 10, 2009, 07:26:14 PM

Amade

August 10, 2009, 07:27:25 PM
Could we get a picture? I'm having a hard time understanding the situation.

Robo Noob

August 10, 2009, 07:29:06 PM
It doesn't look like much, just the joints are swollen and it's slightly bent to the left

Sarky56

August 10, 2009, 07:29:31 PM
Quote from: NickTheSushi on June 01, 2009, 11:15:42 PM
Next month: Robo Noob talks about his toes.

NickTheSushi: FORESHADOWER

TheArchitect

August 10, 2009, 07:30:21 PM
Lol haha

Drak

August 10, 2009, 07:31:36 PM
I think I broke my small toe at the beach, but I'm too lazy to go get it checked.

Robo Noob

August 10, 2009, 07:47:46 PM
Quote from: Drak on August 10, 2009, 07:31:36 PM
I think I broke my small toe at the beach, but I'm too lazy to go get it checked.
I broke my dog's biscuit cake at beach twice but then glass lightbulb and also small laser beam

Madmitten

August 10, 2009, 07:51:41 PM
Quote from: Robo Noob on August 10, 2009, 07:47:46 PM
I broke my dog's biscuit cake at beach twice but then glass lightbulb and also small laser beam
A light fixture once fell on my head.
And I didnt fell a thing except there was a small red line on my forehead that started hurting.
and bleeding.

Robo Noob

August 10, 2009, 07:53:04 PM
Quote from: Madmitten on August 10, 2009, 07:51:41 PM
A light fixture once fell on my head.
And I didnt fell a thing except there was a small red line on my forehead that started hurting.
and bleeding.
do you by any chance take lethal doses of morphine?

Madmitten

August 10, 2009, 07:59:51 PM
Quote from: Robo Noob on August 10, 2009, 07:53:04 PM
do you by any chance take lethal doses of morphine?
no

Riot

August 10, 2009, 08:48:05 PM

Amade

August 10, 2009, 09:56:40 PM
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