Author Topic: I BROKE MY loving MIDDLE TOE RAGLELFUCVK (Read 3052 times)

It could be worse, you could of been like my friend Karol he broke the same toe three times, first time in karate then after a month broke it again in swimming class then 2 weeks later he broke it again falling down the stairs.

Also Wtf Riot that video was like weird as hell.

Harm94 · August 11, 2009, 11:57:37 AM

Robo is a magnet for danger and annoiying things like not being able to crap, ticks, splinters, and now broken middle finger.

Jimmg · August 11, 2009, 12:07:15 PM

My pinky toe is turned on its sides because I closed a door on it and the doctors wouldn't flip it back over saying it would heal normally.

Robo Noob · August 11, 2009, 01:00:53 PM

Quote from: Harm94 on August 11, 2009, 11:57:37 AM

Robo is a magnet for danger and annoiying things like not being able to crap, ticks, splinters, and now broken middle finger.

I broke my ring finger on my right hand when I was little :D It got smashed in between two rocks when I was looking for salamanders :3

Also, I don't post a lot of the stuff that happens to me :D

Mainly the problems with my genetalia

Gamefandan · August 11, 2009, 01:03:53 PM

Oh dear. D:

DrMobius · August 11, 2009, 01:16:59 PM

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So. I stayed home from school today due to one of the worst stomach aches of my life (why does this random stuff keep happening?). Anyways, I went to the doctor. She asked me when the last time I had a 'bowel movement' was. It's been around two weeks, but I payed no mind to that. I told when it was, and she said my rectum could be impacted or some stuff. So my mom is getting me laxitives, and if that doesn't work, they're plunging this brown town douche up my ass. Please help :(

This is better

Hired gun · August 11, 2009, 02:25:23 PM

Link to tick-on-balls topic? That was frigging hilarious! I crapped my pants reading that fine piece of literature.