Author Topic: Mosquitos Won't Leave Me Alone Even When I'm Trieng To Take A Piss?! (Read 1792 times)

Kevin The Cop · August 14, 2009, 09:53:27 AM

By the title you can tell what happend i am extremely allergic to mosquitoes so it really swells up when they bite me, luckily it didn't get me. But I still wanted revenge. so i did this:

yes that's blood. and i did it wit this:

>:D

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Antallion · August 14, 2009, 09:56:42 AM

dont piss in the woods, redneck.

linkblu · August 14, 2009, 09:58:08 AM

Do u piss outside!?!?

Kevin The Cop · August 14, 2009, 10:06:32 AM

no

mosquitoes hunt me down >.> <.<

Antallion · August 14, 2009, 10:08:31 AM

STOP BEING SO DAMN TASTY

Deathwish · August 14, 2009, 10:12:07 AM

Here's two tips: binge on Indian tonic water, or Methylene blue. Both will keep the mossies off.

Rughugger · August 14, 2009, 10:12:28 AM

They love a person after they've eaten a lot of bananas. You weren't eating bananas lately, were you?

Also, I have one of them bug guns. It's fun!

zz_tophat · August 14, 2009, 10:15:17 AM

Quote from: Kevin The Cop on August 14, 2009, 09:53:27 AM

-stuff-

Obvious solution is obvious.

Eat less sugar, eat more garlic. Eating lots of sugary food makes you smell delicious to mosquitoes, garlic makes you smell inedible.

Kalphiter · August 14, 2009, 10:22:48 AM

In Soviet Russia, mosquito kills you.

Rughugger · August 14, 2009, 11:36:00 AM

Quote from: Kalphiter on August 14, 2009, 10:22:48 AM

In Soviet Russia, mosquito kills you.

No, in soviet Russia, you bite mosquito.

Olinaj · August 14, 2009, 11:50:19 AM

Stop eating so much potassium, they love potassium rich blood.

Sarge · August 14, 2009, 01:24:45 PM

Mosquitoes hunt me down too! Which is weird because I hardly eat anything.

Ladios · August 14, 2009, 01:27:29 PM

A fly swatter gun? Thats kinda cool

Muzzles56 · August 14, 2009, 01:34:04 PM

Simple answer:
Mostquito repellant

zz_tophat · August 14, 2009, 02:24:30 PM

Quote from: Muzzles56 on August 14, 2009, 01:34:04 PM

Simple answer:
Mostquito repellant

Repels every part you spray it on, but they will still be attracted to your body heat and carbon emissions and will find and bite those very few places there is no replant on. For example many people use their hands to put it on and in turn get bites on the back of their hands because that is the one part they forgot to cover.