Ask your parents HURR?
*Recreation of possible events*
Child: MAWM.
Mom: Yes?
Child: I was wondering if i could buy something online.
Mom: Oh, It's that time of the year again..
Child: WHAT?
Mom: The big companies start all of their sales before September.
Child: Why?
Mom: Because, according to the statistics. The most birthdays fall during september.
Child: Why the forget?
Mom: How dare you use such laungauge!
*Off in the distance communication*
Dad: WHAT DID JIMMY JUST SAY?Mom: He used the F word.
*Dad races into the room with a belt*
Dad: Jimmy. Get over by the couch please.
That's how people without jobs buy things.