King of the Hill

[BobSevenSevens]

I am still on my hax-proof single player server, and you can't do anything to me because I disconnected to the internet. I then have a dinner of steak and root beer.

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[Thorax]

nickbond1 orders the ncronians to attack the hill and during the confusion pushes torax off the hill so now chuck norris is the king

Thorax, still atop the hill, notices his brother Torax fall off the hill. He jumps after him to try to save him, but it's a fruitless attempt and they both fall off the hill. Chuck Norris is still king.

[tapemaster21]

I reverse gravity.

[zackin5]

I unplug and cut BobSevenSeven's PC's power cord

I then grapple hook onto the hill and climb up the rope to it

I am now king

[NickTheSushi]

Thorax, us forum members are supposed to take the point. Therefore, Chuck Norris isn't/wasn't king.

Nick ties Zack up in his grapple hook rope and throws him down the hill, he then takes the point.

[BobSevenSevens]

Right before zackin5 cut my power cord, I saved. So, I chop zackin5's head off IRL with a samurai sword, since he cut my power cord IRL, I go buy a new power cord, lock all the doors and windows on my house, turn my computer back on, and relax in my Internet-disconnected fort on a hill.

[sir dooble]

Right before zackin5 cut my power cord, I saved. So, I chop zackin5's head off IRL with a samurai sword, since he cut my power cord IRL, I go buy a new power cord, lock all the doors and windows on my house, turn my computer back on, and relax in my Internet-disconnected fort on a hill.

-Ahem!

*Sir Dooble Mutes BobSevenSevens*
"If you want your speach abilities back, you're gonna have to come and get it from this Hill! And none of your Hax-proofings and special tricks are going to work here! "

Atleast join in, don't pretend to be away. Otherwise your playing is just pointless.

Nick seemed to forget that the Grapple hook that Zack is tied up in, is connected to a Grapple-Hook gun. Which in turn is connected to Nicks Trousers.
Sir Dooble finds Zack tied up on the floor, squirming to get free. Sir Dooble pulls on the Rope, which pulls Nick straight off the top of the Hill.
Sir Dooble quickly sprints to the top of the hill.
Sir Dooble claims the Hill. Sir Dooble is king!

[BobSevenSevens]

BobSevenSevens invents a cloning machine and makes a copy of himself, but no one else knows that. The real bob relaxes in the fort, while the clone runs up the other hill and scares sir dooble so badly, he falls off the hill and a 500 foot cliff and splats on the bottom. BobSevensevens' clone (but no one knows its a clone) is noe king and builds a hotel on the hill.

[StarHawk]

little details like that ruin the game.

And yet...

it's Congratulations.

[tapemaster21]

You all would be falling into space...

I reverse gravity.

[matthewbim11]

i kill tapemaster and then i use the pryo gun to burn all of the bobs and take over the hill bim is now king

[Banana]

i kill tapemaster and then i use the pryo gun to burn all of the bobs and take over the hill bim is now king

Banana uses a portal gun to open a portal under matthewbim, causing him to fall to his death.
Banana is now the king!

[matthewbim11]

Banana uses a portal gun to open a portal under matthewbim, causing him to fall to his death.
Banana is now the king!

ass >.>

[Travis [bob36455]]

ass >.>

Then Travis shoots ass and gets a king.
Dance mario avatar is king!

[vv45689]

i kick Travis off and reclaim the cookie hill