King of the Hill

[Creola]

Kreation nukes hill
Hill is dead.

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[Regulith]

I, quickly transforming into a chironomid midge, survive the explosion. I revert to human form and rebuild the hill.

[Creola]

Kreation nuked hill and lived.
shoots Regulith in the face, thus killing him forevur.
re-nukes hill.
cements over the ashes.

[Regulith]

I, now a spirit being, call upon the powers of the netherworld to build a new hill. After numerous rituals involving 3 decks of cards, a can of peas, 15 rubber bands and a hippopotamus, my body is rebuilt and I live again. I climb atop the hill, as Kreation appears to have gone elsewhere after paving over the old hill.

[BobSevenSevens]

I then make a peace treaty with regulith, making him King of the hill and me Prince of the hill. I then build a castle on top of the hill.

[Zephyrs]

I then make a peace treaty with regulith, making him King of the hill and me Prince of the hill. I then build a castle on top of the hill.

Bob and Regulith are evicted from the castle for not paying they're bills (electricity, power and what not).

I demolish the castle and claim the hill.

[Antallion]

I shoot Fateful in the head and take the hill.

[JJA0]

Antallion didn’t set up any defenses so JJA goes up the hill and breaks Antallions neck. JJA is getting tired of thorax and his flag so he breaks it into 100 pieces and throws it into a incinerator. JJA is a scientist and uses the hill and the special mineral deposits in the hill to create a time machine but it breaks and JJA fly’s into the 10th dimension and now owns everything that has ever been, is or will be. So I own all of the hills forever because I can’t be killed or taken out of the 10th dimension and I can kill anyone who goes near my hill by removing them from existence.
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[Colten]

I take the hill

[BobSevenSevens]

I create a mininuke loop and crash the server. Then, I start a new one, load the hill, take the hill, and make 100000000 foot high concrete walls around it guarded by heavy sentries that have their backs to the wall so they cant be backstabbed.

[Sockton]

i am the hill

[JJA0]

I make a clone of me and it appears inside of bob's base and kills bob with a laser.

JJA owns the hill!

[ultimamax]

Kirby raises his eyebrow and pulls a toothpick out from it. Kirby puts it in the ground and obtains a katana. He cuts JJA's head off. Kirby builds a statue around him. Kirby is the king of the hill!

[Kapturrith]

Dr.Gordon shoots ultimamax in the head with a Desert Eagle and blows the statue to smithereens. Dr.Gordon gets out his M249 and awaits the arrival of another person...Dr.Gordon also feels like Bob Dole because he's talking in third-person.

Dr.Gordon claims the hill his own!

Also:

[LOLMAN]

LOLMAN walks up to Dr.Gordan, and asks: hey! wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? Dr.Gordan then says: Sure...? DDADADDABKJAHJKN *lazors* and blasts Dr.Gordan into next week.

Now LOLMAN Is king!