Author Topic: King of the Hill  (Read 31688 times)

Billy Mays comes in with MacGyver and uses oxyclean and the big city slider station to rig a nuke that explodes combatants not including themselves, and roasts marshmallows to the perfect temp
offtopic: BUMP!

Scarpelt gets a Boom Belt, runs to the hill, and goes BOOM!
Then sits down with Lego and others.

I teleport all of you into deep space, I claim the hill.

Rising from my grave, I burst forth with a burst of dark light! I charge Camera with my sword and run him through before he can teleport me. After creating a throne from the dead, rotten bodies the were laying on the ground, I claim the hill.


I descended from heaven and bash both of you in the face with a flai.

Your heads get decapitated and you roll down the hill.

I descended from heaven and bash both of you in the face with a flai.

Your heads get decapitated and you roll down the hill.
I throw a lightning bolt at you which stuns you and then falcon punch you into the stars

I claim the hill.

I am king

I protest the use of this innocent hill for your terrible games >:(

"[frenchaccent]Im afraid not[/frenchaccent]"
I uncloak and backstab.
I am now king.


You got blasted by a laser from space which I used.

I land back on the hill in my ship. I claim it.

Ector looks at his popcorn bag and notices that it is empty. He climbs up the hill in hopes that Camera has a popcorn machine.

I give you some popcorn, then direct you off of my hill.

Beats the forget out of Ector and steals the popcorn bag and rushes to Camera and proceeds to suffocate him with said popcorn bag. Becomes king.