King of the Hill

[CopBlock]

i walk through a gaping hole in the wall, push you down, throw some sand in your cut, and claim the hill.

[Ad Bot]

[Camera]

You got blasted before you even touched me. Keep in mind that I still have very big empire around my hill as well as over it.

[CopBlock]

i walk through a gaping hole in the wall while wearing a cardboard box, fooling your guards and stuff, push you down, throw some sand in your cut, and claim the hill.

there

[troy001234]

I walk up to you and give you a hug. Little do you know I put a small yet powerful, thin tamper resistant bomb on your back. You'll know what I mean in an hour, give or take.

[Doorman]

Seeing as the Grim Reaper has no power over me, I leave him and gather my army from the underworld. I then organize them secretly and go to the overworld, or heaven as some of you know it. I convince them that what Camera is doing is wrong and organize an army there.I then proceed to gather up all of the universe's knowledge. After many centuries, I have an army that is five hundred times the size of Camera's army and complete and total knowledge of how the universe works, with which I use it to control it. I then surround Camera's entire empire (every ship, building, sector, person) with my two mighty armies of heaven and hell, and destroy it completely.

I then create a hill, on which I sit and wait for my next challenger.

-sixteen centuries I wait-

[CopBlock]

i once again walk in, sit down, and rule with you oh and i bring cookies c:

[troy001234]

I bring a dinosaur and cupcakes... Who shall you pick?

[CopBlock]

pick both! i like dinosaurs... c:

[Scarpelt]

Scarpelt gets idea.
Scarpelt gets orbital satellite to nuke you all.
Scarpelt is setting the Settings.

[Doorman]

You may both remain so long as you don't cause trouble. I rule this hill, you just give advice on how to do so.

[CopBlock]

cop agrees and then gives adivce to make a lego room made of legos that is filled with legos and let me sleep there

[Scarpelt]

Scarpelt nukes the current hill with lazor from space.
Then makes a new hill.
SCARPELT
IS
KING.

[CopBlock]

little do you know that what you saw was only an illuision, and your 'hill' is an anthill, our hill still stands

[Scarpelt]

Its still a hill though.
 

[CopBlock]

Its still a hill though.
 

i take a magnifing glass to it, your hill is no more