King of the Hill

[Doorman]

Seeing as the hill was magically created from thin air, no government owns it. I zap funinabox with my necrolightning and claim the hill as mine. I am king once more!

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[Tom Gunn]

I kill Doorman and take the hill.

How I plan to take over the hill
It has been brought to my attention that some puny mortals still dare to question my destiny as the Eventual Overlord of the Entire Hill. These insolent vermin dare to make fun of me (of ME!!) claiming that I am too bookish, too much "the darling of librarians" to accomplish so prodigious a feat.

Let these wretches tremble in their pink backpacks, for the time has come to reveal my fell plan in all its dastardly magnificence. Unknown to the powers that be I have been secretly amassing an army of bespectacled librarians, sworn to be loyal to me, even unto their celestial due dates. With this great force behind me I shall go forth and glower the Hill into submission. Soon, the whole world shall be our library. Nuclear Weapons shall be stockpiled under the Dewey Decimal System, so only my Chosen Ones can find them. All currency will be put on reserve, lives will be stamped and checked out at will, laws will be subject to recall at any time and justice will be sent an overdue notice. People will be put back in their proper place or go missing forever. Anyone who dares to raise his voice against us will be shushed. Peace (or at any rate silence) will reign. There will be no political scandals because no one could possibly imagine doing anything remotely scandalous with a librarian. There will be no poverty or hunger because everyone will be forced to live in strict alphabetical order and no one will want to see someone who has the same first name as them starve to death. People with names starting in Z will end up in Siberia. There will be no violence because everyone will be entirely passive-aggressive, wars will consist of armies facing each other on the battlefield and shrugging their shoulders at each other. Space travel will develop because people will invest billions of dollars to build space ships to get to Mars, where the photocopying will be cheaper. Agents of the elite secret service (the MI5.OC543.KG821.2006) will torture Britney Spears to death by taking her into a sound proof reading room and reading Anna Karenina to her in a slow mournful voice. It will be a perfect world.

Bookworms of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your carrels.

[CopBlock]

Wtf is with the Enter spam.
Anywho, i use a forget load of lawyers, sue you for 50,000,000$, and earn your "Property", I Dup BlockCap's Nerfgun and darts and enjoy laughing as 2 Zombie Tanks play soccer against eachother.

who the forget is blockcap

[Niblic]

I kill Doorman and take the hill.

How I plan to take over the hill
It has been brought to my attention that some puny mortals still dare to question my destiny as the Eventual Overlord of the Entire Hill. These insolent vermin dare to make fun of me (of ME!!) claiming that I am too bookish, too much "the darling of librarians" to accomplish so prodigious a feat.

Let these wretches tremble in their pink backpacks, for the time has come to reveal my fell plan in all its dastardly magnificence. Unknown to the powers that be I have been secretly amassing an army of bespectacled librarians, sworn to be loyal to me, even unto their celestial due dates. With this great force behind me I shall go forth and glower the Hill into submission. Soon, the whole world shall be our library. Nuclear Weapons shall be stockpiled under the Dewey Decimal System, so only my Chosen Ones can find them. All currency will be put on reserve, lives will be stamped and checked out at will, laws will be subject to recall at any time and justice will be sent an overdue notice. People will be put back in their proper place or go missing forever. Anyone who dares to raise his voice against us will be shushed. Peace (or at any rate silence) will reign. There will be no political scandals because no one could possibly imagine doing anything remotely scandalous with a librarian. There will be no poverty or hunger because everyone will be forced to live in strict alphabetical order and no one will want to see someone who has the same first name as them starve to death. People with names starting in Z will end up in Siberia. There will be no violence because everyone will be entirely passive-aggressive, wars will consist of armies facing each other on the battlefield and shrugging their shoulders at each other. Space travel will develop because people will invest billions of dollars to build space ships to get to Mars, where the photocopying will be cheaper. Agents of the elite secret service (the MI5.OC543.KG821.2006) will torture Britney Spears to death by taking her into a sound proof reading room and reading Anna Karenina to her in a slow mournful voice. It will be a perfect world.

Bookworms of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your carrels.

I push you down and you give me the hill........






























































Then I destroy the hill.... and walk away.

[CopBlock]

I push you down and you give me the hill........
Then I destroy the hill.... and walk away.

i chase after you and beat you down with a kitten

[Tom Gunn]

kitten gets mad and obliterates you with its claws.

Tom gunn leaves and lets someone else have hill.

[Camera]

I ask Doorman what has happened during the past few days.

[Nightzet467]

I kill Doorman and take the hill.

How I plan to take over the hill
It has been brought to my attention that some puny mortals still dare to question my destiny as the Eventual Overlord of the Entire Hill. These insolent vermin dare to make fun of me (of ME!!) claiming that I am too bookish, too much "the darling of librarians" to accomplish so prodigious a feat.

Let these wretches tremble in their pink backpacks, for the time has come to reveal my fell plan in all its dastardly magnificence. Unknown to the powers that be I have been secretly amassing an army of bespectacled librarians, sworn to be loyal to me, even unto their celestial due dates. With this great force behind me I shall go forth and glower the Hill into submission. Soon, the whole world shall be our library. Nuclear Weapons shall be stockpiled under the Dewey Decimal System, so only my Chosen Ones can find them. All currency will be put on reserve, lives will be stamped and checked out at will, laws will be subject to recall at any time and justice will be sent an overdue notice. People will be put back in their proper place or go missing forever. Anyone who dares to raise his voice against us will be shushed. Peace (or at any rate silence) will reign. There will be no political scandals because no one could possibly imagine doing anything remotely scandalous with a librarian. There will be no poverty or hunger because everyone will be forced to live in strict alphabetical order and no one will want to see someone who has the same first name as them starve to death. People with names starting in Z will end up in Siberia. There will be no violence because everyone will be entirely passive-aggressive, wars will consist of armies facing each other on the battlefield and shrugging their shoulders at each other. Space travel will develop because people will invest billions of dollars to build space ships to get to Mars, where the photocopying will be cheaper. Agents of the elite secret service (the MI5.OC543.KG821.2006) will torture Britney Spears to death by taking her into a sound proof reading room and reading Anna Karenina to her in a slow mournful voice. It will be a perfect world.

Bookworms of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your carrels.

I have a brick red backpack, you lose!

[Doorman]

I ask Doorman what has happened during the past few days.

I honestly have no idea, I've never been so confused.

[Antallion]

I claim the hill

[JJA0]

I stand on your head and claim you.

[lordician]

I claim the claimer...
Then i build up the hill ,that was destroyed, with blocks.
As i builded it, i am the owner of it, thus the king of the hill.

[CopBlock]

*fire* i claim the now melted hill

[oromis]

I come with an offering of 3 dots, and want to rule alongside you.

[CopBlock]

I ACCEPT