Author Topic: King of the Hill (Read 29935 times)

Joeboy · November 23, 2009, 12:06:42 PM

Joeboy the dismantled hoover turns into a bulldozer and casts WRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYY on Hit Man. Joeboy the bulldozer is teh king of teh hillz.

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(Hit Man) · November 23, 2009, 02:14:45 PM

ah, but infact, snot killed you when you wasn't looking, i reclaim my hill with my pet snot.

Jump stab · November 23, 2009, 07:17:09 PM

Jump Stab Gets Bored And Waches The Fight W/ Lego, Scarlet, And Crisz.

Robo Noob · November 23, 2009, 07:31:51 PM

*begins to slowly masturbate

Robo Noob · November 23, 2009, 08:41:56 PM

*jizzes on everyone's faces and runs away

Nightzet467 · November 23, 2009, 09:46:10 PM

claims hill in name of Strickland Propane, now infused with that sweet burning Robo-Noob cum

Radioactive Cat · November 23, 2009, 09:54:02 PM

Drinks scout brand BONK and pwns everyone. Rad is now king, and my first decree is to GET ANEW BLOODY HILL! Lock this now, I won.

Nightzet467 · November 23, 2009, 10:08:11 PM

Quote from: Radioactive Cat on November 23, 2009, 09:54:02 PM

Drinks scout brand BONK and pwns everyone. Rad is now king, and my first decree is to GET ANEW BLOODY HILL! Lock this now, I won.

forget you and your pitiful attempt at claiming the hill. I use my dance of death to lower your special defense points and use my level 5 lightning spell (within 20 ft) to permamamamamnently kill you and, yet again, claim the hill as Strickland Propane's own. Gives free popcorn and/or other general snacks at a discount price at Strickland Propane for any and all observers

Robo Noob · November 23, 2009, 10:09:21 PM

*left trail of jizz behind when ran away so I light it with a match because everybody knows that robo noob's jizz is nitroglycerin

Nightzet467 · November 23, 2009, 10:41:39 PM

Strickland Propane builds a new one using Dale's Dead Bug. Ownership war over new hill does not ensue because Strickland Propane owns it and Hank Hill's father protects it from the Nips

Skyra · November 25, 2009, 04:26:57 PM

Skyra Punches himself. Setting off a bomb in his mouth killing him and sending Nightzet into the air.

Jalenharvey · November 25, 2009, 04:34:43 PM

Jalen Nukes skyra while i am immune to nuclear radiation. I cast a forcefield around my kingdom with immune guards with nukes guarding my field. I, Jalenharvey, Claim to be king!

Skyra · November 26, 2009, 12:28:29 PM

Skyra's head rolls next to Jalen and whacks his foot alot.

Joeboy · November 26, 2009, 12:34:05 PM

Quote from: (Hit Man) on November 23, 2009, 02:14:45 PM

ah, but infact, snot killed you when you wasn't looking, i reclaim my hill with my pet snot.

You can't kill machinery, you silly sausage.

I go and build my own hill somewhere and let you lot attack Jalenharvey's hill.

DarthVolga · November 26, 2009, 01:00:20 PM

DarthVolga creates a small encampment at the bottom of the hill, where he sits next to a fire spitroasting a pig.