Author Topic: The "Register this email for weird stuff" game  (Read 6513 times)

Signed you up for around 50 religious newsletters. (:<

Signed you up for teh pr0nz

signed you up for everything on USA.gov :D

I signed you up for twitter and now you are following 228 people

Signing you up for special offers from Target right now.

Hot topic, Twilight, BET, Science.com, Imageshack, and agaylove.com


Got lazy after that.


AARP Newsletter, italian word a day, 2 more word a days(I think)!  The italian had more email newsletters to sign up for!

Bump, keep this a float people

I have 149 emails to deal with at the moment.

Whoever registered the blockland account, it was approved.

Also my TBM account was approved. Funny, I'm banned there.

I strategically applied a few filters using google and was able to quickly clear out the 32 messages I had from it. Any future messages from twitter will automatically be sorted into their own folders now. Most of the people I followed didn't send any messages to me. 7 sent me some welcome messages I assume must be pre-generated. 1 asked me who I was. I hope they don't think I'm some kind of stalker. Oh well, it's all going to be deleted in a week anyway.

A quick shoutout to Mathew Williams. RAWWWWWWWWWR back at you.
Also thank you mogarf, I will always treasure this beautiful fefdsgfiewgtv84tn you sent me.

Whoever sent me the Lake Champlain Chocolates newsletter, I've actually been to Burlington, Vermont. I didn't go to the chocolate store there though (because I actually had just gone to one in Lake Placid). Is it any good or did you just google for chocolate newsletters?

Other miscellaneous accounts I now have:
2 twitter accounts!
2 TBM accounts!
2 Roblox accounts!
internet.com email address
Zelda Universe Forums
Filefront
Datehookup
plentyoffish
Eurogamer
Sparknotes
2-pop
People For the American Way
slashdot

I stopped reading all emails at 8 o'clock on the dot, and finished organizing and archiving them all within 6 minutes. 9 minutes later I posted this update. I could not read all the mail or confirm every subscription to everything, I simply do not have the time. If your newsletter is in the screenshot, I probably subscribed to it. If I mentioned it specifically, I also subscribed to it. Anything cool/weird/interesting got subscribed to as well. I tend to skip over more mundane newsletters like diet pills or free recipes (with the exception of the bulk 37 newsletters, more on that in a minute).

Also, my spam box only has 16 message in it. You've only managed to take up a whole 2MB of my inbox storage space.

And today's teaser:

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Unemployment Rate:
9.4% in Jul 2009

Payroll Employment:
-247,000(p) in Jul 2009
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Thank you for registering and enjoy your stay!

Regards,

The Emo Forums team.

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RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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jack_bauer, you have just received a wink from countrygal4848!

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Thank you for your subscription request. To start your
subscriptions, please click the link below now.

<link>

Newsletters Requested:
<37 newsletters>

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I did Roblox, Datehookup, and Target.

Edit: holy crap, I looked at pic and someone wants to be your girl on datehookup!
« Last Edit: August 18, 2009, 08:20:44 PM by BobSevenSevens »

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Thank you for registering and enjoy your stay!

Regards,

The Emo Forums team.
That seems way too cheery.

nobody has done gay research spam yet?

nobody has done gay research spam yet?

Someone did. Agaylove.com I think it was.

NINJA EDIT: It was.

I did the internet.com one that subsequently added you to 37 newsletters (assuming you confirmed).